I wanna see you wash your body with some soap
Yeah... hey yo, can y'all wash down there,
alright?
Now that is what I wanna see
I wanna get rid of ALL the little lice and bacteria...NOW.

CHORUS
You got a problem with the smegma (like that)
its because your washing, it ain't regular (like that)
just hold it back and have a wash now (like that)
go get some medicated soap now (like that)
Let me see you wash good now. (like that)
clean it up and let it roll now (like that)
Improve the way you wash yourself, yah? (like that)
then won't have to go to doct-or (like that)

VERSE
I hate the way I smell so un-sexy
Horrid smell somethin' kinda like cheese
Hands over nose like you in a porta-potty
Shakin' that __ with my hair full of grease
pants down , pants down
Girl I wanna bath with you baby no doubt
pants down, pants down
The doctor, he say together we can sort this problem out.

chorus

Like a wedge of cheddar... maturing....

VERSE
smelling bad like a piece of chedd-ar
smelly fart, you know who you are
Body stinkin' like a rubber cigar
man I smell bad, like a poopy diaper
The problem I got, it is so ha ha
Wildlife growing out the back of my ar$e
Dirty, got me breeding bacteria
Body odour sayin' 'hot cheddar!'
pants down, pants down
I love the way you use that soap on me, no doubt
pants down, pants down
The doctor, he say together we can sort this here problem out.

C'mon

CHORUS

when you smell me you'll want to get the hell up outta here

VERSE
3 o'clock we in the doctor's lobby
Antibiotics in the clinic suite
Lookin' at flies buzzing round me
One man freak show I am such a creep
The problem I got it is so ha ha
Wildlife growing out the back of my ar$e
Dirty, got me breeding bacteria
Body odour sayin' 'hot cheddar!'
Pants down, pants down
I love the way you use that soap on me, no doubt
pants down, pants down
The doctor, he say together we can sort this here problem out.

You got a problem with the smegma (like that)
its because your washing, it ain't regular (like that)
just hold it back and have a wash now (like that)
go get some medicated soap now (like that)
Let me see you wash good now. (like that)
clean it up and let it roll now (like that)
Improve the way you wash yourself, yah? (like that)
then won't have to go to doctor (like that)