now please don't bring any food
and please please clean off those shoes
  I'm tired now; I don't need it from you
you will be served some soup
take that gum off the sill
the tickets aren't gonna sell
this is a non-riot coach
oops I just passed up that yield

now gimme that choo choo
and i'll give you that beep beep
If you have a spare drink please let me know
goin through all 24
You've got me goin crazy ya know

Now what's an ignition?
and what was that place you mentioned
I gotta go use the potty
I thought we were fishin
I got some beer; want some?
Now where's that wheel and junk?
It's under my seat maybe
All pedestrians better run

gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp
gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp gulp

Now I'm gonna leave you a note
Just in case I doze
I don't have no exit doors
And there's cracks in the floors
Now I still think I'm reelin
Aren't we still fishin
I'm about to doze off and
leave it to your intuition

I'll give you that snooze snooze
And gimme that sleep sleep
Now gimme my dough
And I'll be out fo 24
And you can jump out that window

I'm under the ignition
and my nose is kinda itchin
You keep actin snotty
and you don't pay me admission
I keep goin numb
And I'm drunk as a skunk
I think I have rabies
I'm so close to done

Someone's gonna find you sooner or later
So please don't have a scare
If not well then I'll see you later
I got Champagne on my left
Beer on my right
We bring em both together we got drinkin all night
Then after I steer this it's the quickie marty
After the marty it's my favorite hobby
And you know what that is so don;t be actin snobby
And if you don't agree with me then go get somebody

Can I get a chug chug
Can I get a creep creep
All this excitement is like whoa
Goin to all liquor stores
Hey I'm a rapper yo yo

Does a train have an ignition?
Because I try to look in
And I try to disembody
Then the yellin begins
Then I go eat a plum
And listen to some funk
I'm in rehab baby
The pain's just begun

I can't go near an ignition
Until I can stand up and listen
There's so much wrong in my body
And I can't have no gin
I feel like a bum
I think I'm gonna flunk
Will I get out? Maybe
Over one night of fun

I should have gone to sleep
And dreamed about pups
And just so you know
Those passengers are makin a buck
They train around town
They'll never be found
Doctor predicts
They're not takin my route