Song Parodies -> "I'm Too Sexy (TMNT style)"

Original Song Title:

"I'm Too Sexy"

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Original Performer:

"I'm Too Sexy (TMNT style)"

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The Lyrics

Third Ninja Turtles song! Enjoy!

I'm too sexy for my mask, too sexy for my mask
It's going to leave me

I'm too sexy for my shell, too sexy for my shell
So sexy my shell

And I'm too sexy for New York, too sexy for New York
They stink like sushi
And I'm too sexy for your fight
Too sexy for your fight
No way I'm gangster fighting

I'm a dancer you know what I mean
And I do my little dance in the sewers
Yeah in the sewers, in the sewers yeah
I do my little dance in the sewers

I'm too sexy for my sai too sexy for my sai
Too sexy I'm cute
And I'm too sexy for Casey' bat
Too sexy for Casey's bat, I'd hit Mikey withthat

I'm a dancer you know what I mean
And I do my little dance in the sewers
Yeah in the sewers, in the sewers yeah
I shake my little touche in the sewers

I'm too sexy for my too sexy for my too sexy for my

Cuz I'm a dancer you know what I mean
And I do my little dance in the sewers
Yeah in the sewers, in the sewers yeah
I shake my little touche in the sewers

I'm too sexy for my bros, too sexy for my bros
Too stupid, too stupid bros
I'm too sexy for my friends too sexy for my friends
They think I'm wierd

And I'm too sexy for this site.

Hahahahahhahahahaha! Man, we're wetting our jockeys here!

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Dumb Ass Kid - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Not as good as your others, but at least it has what so many other parodies lack... originality

Brady Twins - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

Tim: Ohhh... so you want originality? We'll give you one! Jim: And it will be better! We will fight for comedy, truth, justice, and PIZZA!!!! Tim: What's pizza supposed to do with originality? Jim: I dunno. I was hungry. Tim: Okay, we'll order one soon. No anchovies this time. Jim: Make it thin-crusted. Tim: (smacks Jim's head) Thick-crusted this time! Jim: Ouch! I'll tell Mom on you! Tim: Well, she isn't here, is she? Jim: Hmph!

Red Ant - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

IKTOS, but can't stand it, so I can't honestly vote on this but you guys are a trip. 555 for you, not this parody though, sorry. ( No vote recorded ). :) :) 2 Smileys for the 2 of you.

Agrimorfee - March 24, 2005 - Report this comment

This was Tokusou Blessranger-level material. 533.

Stephen aka Step-chan - September 13, 2005 - Report this comment

554, Good pacing and I get the Ninja Turtle references, but it needs alittle tweaking, very good otherwise. =)

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