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Song Parodies -> "I'm Too Gothy"
Original Song Title:
"I'm Too Sexy"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Right Said Fred
Parody Song Title:
"I'm Too Gothy"
Parody Written by:
Weirdo Jace
The Lyrics
I'm too gothy for my house
Too gothy for my house, house
It is too bright...
I'm too gothy for that shirt
Too gothy for that shirt
I need Hot Topic merch
And I'm too gothy for the sun
Too gothy for the sun
All that sunlight isn't fun
And I'm too gothy for that movie
Too gothy for that movie
That thing is way to happy!
I'm so gothic
You know what I mean?
And I wear these chains cause I am hardcore
I am hardcore
I am hardcore, yeah
I wear these chains cause I am hardcore
I'm too gothy for those shoes
Too gothy for those shoes
I need some big boots
And I'm too gothy for a chat
Too gothy for a chat
I'm anti-social so we can't
I'm so gothic
You know what I mean?
And I wear spiky wristbands cause I'm hardcore
Yeah, I am hardcore
I am hardcore, yeah
I wear spiky wristbands cause I'm hardcore
I'm so gothic
You know what I mean?
And I wear dog collars cause I'm hardcore
Yeah, I am hardcore
I am hardcore, yeah
I wear dog collars cause I'm hardcore
I'm too gothy for my gerbil
Too gothy for my gerbil
But what does that have to do with anything?
And I'm too gothy for that line
Too gothy for that line
It sucked so much it didn't rhyme
So I'm too gothy for this song
Too gothy for my house, house
It is too bright...
I'm too gothy for that shirt
Too gothy for that shirt
I need Hot Topic merch
And I'm too gothy for the sun
Too gothy for the sun
All that sunlight isn't fun
And I'm too gothy for that movie
Too gothy for that movie
That thing is way to happy!
I'm so gothic
You know what I mean?
And I wear these chains cause I am hardcore
I am hardcore
I am hardcore, yeah
I wear these chains cause I am hardcore
I'm too gothy for those shoes
Too gothy for those shoes
I need some big boots
And I'm too gothy for a chat
Too gothy for a chat
I'm anti-social so we can't
I'm so gothic
You know what I mean?
And I wear spiky wristbands cause I'm hardcore
Yeah, I am hardcore
I am hardcore, yeah
I wear spiky wristbands cause I'm hardcore
I'm so gothic
You know what I mean?
And I wear dog collars cause I'm hardcore
Yeah, I am hardcore
I am hardcore, yeah
I wear dog collars cause I'm hardcore
I'm too gothy for my gerbil
Too gothy for my gerbil
But what does that have to do with anything?
And I'm too gothy for that line
Too gothy for that line
It sucked so much it didn't rhyme
So I'm too gothy for this song
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Hope you're not too gothy for some dark, eerie, mysterious 5's.
I am too gothy to leave a comment.
Too gothy for a comment
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Too gothy for a comment
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Oh, this had me in stiches! 5-5-5!
boy did that song touch my heart...my dark heart...HAHAHA!!! I give you 3-5's!
555 Nemis for you!
This song made me laugh. I hope that doesn't disappoint you. You're too funny for the goths. Too funny for the goths in their leather cloths. (How come I haven't done an "I'm Too Sexy" parody yet? Guess in my case it would be excessively redundant.)
Great parody (for an exceptionally annoying song). Add to that that I'm, like, the freakin' Anti-Goth. I'm wearing a bright, perky red sweater right now and my toes are painted gold and violet. :P I always feel so out of place in 'punk' stores.......
I loved that - 555
Like...whatever. 555
My daughter is a goth - this cracked me up - I can get revenge re her Satanic curses on me by singing this around the house - Thank you! ;) 5's.
Good Parody. By the way, the original was made in the 90s, but that's very irrelevant. 5,5,5 for you.
I've been meaning to check this parody out since yesterday. Glad I did...good one. 5's
Thanks guys! I'm glad to see you like it! The song will be on my upcoming album, be on the lookout for that. ;)
After two years and change, and an even 600 songs, my "I'm Too Sexy" parody should be up tomorrow.
You people really need to get a life.
kyle is a dick
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