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Song Parodies -> "Food Fight"

Original Song Title:

"Alive"

Original Performer:

P.O.D.

Parody Song Title:

"Food Fight"

Parody Written by:

Tokusou Sentai Blessranger

The Lyrics

I'd never lose my lunch
In a long time, each step I take
Now I take it for granted (now I take it for granted)
Making certain big mistakes
It's beyond my control
I can hardly let go
The bullies don't get out of my way
Now I had enough (now I had enough)
Bullies try to ruin my day

I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
They will accept that (I'd start a food fight)
I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
Tossing milk and some rye (rye)

Salad upon my face (salad upon my face)
A new fad that's growing quick
Ranch is hitting behind me (ranch is hitting behind me)
Showered by lots of potato chips
Now that I know this, I can't totally hold this
I can never turn my back on that
Principal coming (principal coming)
What a good day going bad

I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
They will accept that (I'd start a food fight)
I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
Dodging plastic knives (knives)

Now I've enjoyed it (I could never turn my back so far)
Why've I enjoyed it (most students had gone too far)
Now I've enjoyed it (I could never turn my back so far)
Why've I enjoyed it (I believe no matter who they are!)

I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
They will accept that (I'd start a food fight)
I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
Throwing custard-filled pies (pies)

I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
They will accept that (I'd start a food fight)
I'd start a food fight
For the very first time
Flinging chili cheese fries (fries)
Tossing milk and some rye (rye)
Throwing custard-filled pies (pies)

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