Song Parodies -> "Oprah"

Original Song Title:

"So What"

Original Performer:

"Oprah"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah blah
Blah blah blah blah blah blah

My guests are all well adjusted
Like hobo hair is clean
This first person thinks it's funny
To toss eggs at limousines
And if you believe that is rude
This next guest will put you in shock
He breaks up happy couples
With schemes involving socks

I'll put them both on stage with
Someone who's broke from stocks
I will join them on stage and
Then I am gonna mock!

Like Oprah
I am a talk star
I stir my talk soup
But not with sweet things
They're messed up
Inside the noggin
Attention hoggin'
Won't tell them no 'cause
They'll be
Making me
A lot of moo-lah
No duh
This show is not art
But it won't cause you
To get sleepy tonight

So, watch my show, yeah

I take out a sack of bagels
And hit the dudes below the belt - ouch
And since I call this a talk show
I'll ask them all how that felt
They show this on late night cable so
There's no reason not to swear
If no one wants to cuss, I'll

Start messing up their hair
Na na na na na na na
I'l use a folding chair
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha
And the green stuff from Double Dare

Their soda
Gets mixed with vodka
And I don't want to
Tell them that before
They're messed up
More so than most days
I bet they won't say
Boring
Sorts of things
So ka-ching
Thanks to those fools
No sofa
They'll sit on hot coals
And those are not cool
Just like the peeps I invite

Oh man these chairs
Can really hurt
They made me fall
And made me swear
I planned for strife
But not this kind
They ignored rules
On forms they signed

So Oprah
Is still a talk star
She stirs her talk soup
Ever so gently
I messed up
My fear of boring
Caused me to force things
In turn that forced me
To quit
I got hit
Quite a bit
And I got cancelled
Oprah
Is still a talk star
I was a talk fool
And I was not very bright
Ow ow. Ow Ow.
I was not very bright
Still feel that chair
I should've known to
Not try
To start fights
Late at night
I was a fool
Just so dumb
My show was not art
My show was not cool
But the worst ever? Not quite

Buh bye bye bye bye bye

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2Eagle - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

I don't suppose she still uses the same couch Tom Cruise jumped on, or did that end up in the Smithsonian?

Ethan - December 18, 2008 - Report this comment

The couch probably got replaced the day after it got shoe-stained. Since if there is such a thing as a talk star Oprah is it and she can definitely afford to replace dirty couches.

alyssa - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Touche`. Good parody

Agrimorfee - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Very Good. See you at the crowning!

Ethan - December 19, 2008 - Report this comment

Correction: in the first chorus right after the line "making me" it should go "Quite happy/Since I love moo-lah" and then continue as I have it here.

Below Average Dave - December 23, 2008 - Report this comment

(Idol) Those two corrections help quite a bit Ethan, I don't know what to say, other than some minor easily correctable pacing clips, this was excellently written. You and Matthias both stepped up to the plate well here. I am an avid loather of Oprah, so that helps a lot. I thought that the word choices in this were very well thought out. These past two rounds Ethan, have helped me grow a lot of respect for your writing style. It's going to be a tough decision, but regardless of the outcome-my opinion of your writing has grown ten-fold, and it was positive before the competition even started.

Red Ant - December 29, 2008 - Report this comment

Excellent rhyme and pacing, and like Dave wrote, good word subs as well. My favorite line came early: "He breaks up happy couples with schemes involving socks". Great topic choice.

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