George Bushes revenge on Pink.

Actually,I built a story around it: George Bush asked me for help ! ..> ..> As some of you know,I know a lot of people,like,for instance,George Bush. So he calls me from time to time. Yesterday he seemed to be a little upset,so I figured something out. Here´s the dialogue: Rrrrring. Hello? GB: Hi Pasi,this is Georgie ! I : Hi Schorschi ( I call him "Schorschi",it´s German for "Georgie")! S: How´s the breeding going ? I: Fine,How´s the policts going? S:Well...you know...not very good...I don´t wanna beat around the bush: in fact,I´m not in the pink. There´s this stupid slut that sings this song "Dear Mr. President" about me.She pisses me off.She´s trouble in my town.Actually ,she´s trouble in my whole country. I could kick her ass.Yes,I think I´m gonna do it today.I´m gonna kill her.I´m not here for her entertainement,it´s just me and my fist tonight. I: Waitwaitwait,Schorschi...murder isn´t the answer.I think I can help you. S: That´s why I called.I knew you´d help me. I: Schorschi,I´m gonna write a song for YOU,if you give me an hour or two. S:Fine.But hurry!It´s time for me to fight back.I´m gonna pink her bush !I´m coming up so we better get this party started ! I: Ok,I ´ll call you when I´m done. So I took the original lyrics of Pink´s "Dear Mr. president" and made some changes... First of all,here´s the original: Dear Mr. President, Come take a walk with me. Let's pretend we're just two people and You're not better than me. I'd like to ask you some questions if we can speak honestly. What do you feel when you see all the homeless on the street? Who do you pray for at night before you go to sleep? What do you feel when you look in the mirror? Are you proud? How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye And tell me why? Dear Mr. President, Were you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? Are you a lonely boy? How can you say No child is left behind? We're not dumb and we're not blind. They're all sitting in your cells While you pave the road to hell. What kind of father would take his own daughter's rights away? And what kind of father might hate his own daughter if she were gay? I can only imagine what the first lady has to say You've come a long way from whiskey and cocaine. How do you sleep while the rest of us cry? How do you dream when a mother has no chance to say goodbye? How do you walk with your head held high? Can you even look me in the eye? Let me tell you 'bout hard work Minimum wage with a baby on the way Let me tell you 'bout hard work Rebuilding your house after the bombs took them away Let me tell you 'bout hard work Building a bed out of a cardboard box Let me tell you 'bout hard work Hard work Hard work You don't know nothing 'bout hard work Hard work Hard work Oh How do you sleep at night? How do you walk with your head held high? Dear Mr. President, You'd never take a walk with me. Would you? and here´s my version for Schorschi: Dear Ms. Pink Come and take a walk with me Let´s pretend we´re two grown men and you´re not weaker than me- I´d like to give you some punches if I may speak honestly. What do you feel when you see all your beat-out teeth on the street? What kinda anodyne will you take before you go to sleep? What will you feel when you dare to look in the mirror ? Are you pretty? How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ? How can you dream when you know your mother has no chance to say goodbye ? How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly´ Can you even look at me with blackened eyes? Or even cry? Dear Ms. Pink, Were you a pretty girl? You´ll be a defaced girl You´ll be a defaced girl How can you say any tooth will be left behind You´re not pretty,you´re not my kind (Schorschi,you can also sing: "you´re dumb and you´re fake blond) I´d be hitting you,I can tell with a paving stone if you fell What kinda father wouldn´t bring you to the slaughter,right away? And what kinda father wouldn´t hate you as your daughter looking so gay? I can only imagine that your nose will be my first aim You´ve been way too long on VH-1 and MTV How can you sleep when you know you´re gonna die ? How can you dream when you know your mother has no chance to say goodbye ? How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly Can you even look at me with blackened eyes? Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks Maximum plague with with a micro on your way Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks You´ll be rebuilding your house after I bombed it away Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks You´ll be building your crutches out of a cardboard box Let me tell you ´bout hard knocks hard knocks,hard knocks yeah ! How do you sleep at night? How will you walk without your head ´cause its gonna fly Dear Ms Pink, you´d never take a walk with me. Fuck you.