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Song Parodies -> "Internet Love"

Original Song Title:

"Family Portrait"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Internet Love"

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The Lyrics

In a Yahoo Literati room... 2 lovers obsessed with the Internet and with this game.
My love, please stop winning, I can't stand this score,
You're winning way too often, I'm not taking it anymore.
I see guys kibitzing as I'm waiting for my turn,
They say 'you can do better', but I don't think I can.
You say you want some vowels,
You need one 'O' to spell 'towels',
And I am back now,
I was just logged out...
It seems easy going on a tournament,
I'll go for amusement, you'll see,
I don't want games to destroy me like they've done to our relationship...
Can we work it out?
Can we play once again please?
I promise I'll play better,
Maybe this time I could win.
Can we work it out?
Can we play Literati?
I promise I'll be smarter,
I beg you don't you leave.
My love, please stop passing, I can't spell a word,
Make these guys stop kibitzing, I don't want them anymore.
These guys advice you, no matter what you say, they do,
I know that I hurt you but remember you hurt me too!
I tried to cheat today,
Then run from my conscious, run away,
Don't wanna come back to you, but don't have no choice, no way...
It seems easy going on a tournament
I'll go just for amusement, you'll see,
I don't want games to destroy me like they did to our relationship...
Can we play again?
Maybe I could even win,
I promise I'll submit faster,
My love, please don't leave.
Can we play again
And then forget about this game?
I swear that now I'm smarter
And that I can spell faster.
In our love's portrait,
We look pretty lovely,
We look pretty normal,
Let's press back to that;
In our love's portrait,
We look pretty happy,
Let's play this game and act like we are not insane.
I don't want to play in my holidays
I don't want more email addresses,
I don't want a fake lover anyway
And I don't wanna have to change my Yahoo! name...
My love don't leave...
I will be natural,
I'll be so much brighter,
I'll tell my opponents,
Won't discard my purple letters,
Let us be natural,
And I'll spell everything right,
I'll be a good lover forever,
Won't play literati at night...

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avery - April 11, 2005 - Report this comment
my name is avery l wont a sexey gril for my life

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