-> "Preferred Pinup Elf"
Original Song Title:
"Don't Let Me Get Me"
Parody Song Title:
"Preferred Pinup Elf"
Look around my space, they're all around my room
You'll find my collection and my shrine for Mister Bloom
Looks elated me, lembas sedated me
Hair is pulled back blonde and tight, and his Elvish pants excite
Everyday he fights a war, and gets so nearer
Who's this pointy-eared one who's staring back at me?
He's the preferred pinup elf
I'm at his mercy
My heart is full of ecstasy
I wanna get him by himself -
Get started dating
Don't want my old boyfriend no more
I wanna see this hottie elf!
I wanna see this hottie elf, yeah.
Dismay! Oh, me. He'd be a film star.
All I have for him's an Omaha postcard
Letting him know I care; making it sincere
Hope he gets this... (S.ealed W.ith A. K.iss)
Darling, darling won't you please inscribe me
Will I have to write me back myself?
For you're the preferred pinup elf
You'll just forget me
(You'd) Rather go hunt orcs than me
So you go on, enjoy yourself
You'd rather talk to ents, for sure
You're a distracted hottie elf.
You'd never let me
Even brush dust off your knees
And though my heart still breaks itself
We'll just be writing friends - no more
You'll belong to somebody else.
Dashing, drilling arrows through an oliphaunt's skin
Flips over a horse all by himself!
(Oh, what a hottie!)
[Bridge - Legolas jumps across first. (Ha, ha.)]
Idolize you, pinup elf
Praise you devoutly
Commit righteous blasphemy
You could be my toy on the shelf
For "mass debating"
"Knocked" from the shelf onto the floor
(Now THAT's a hazard to myself!)
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