Song Parodies -> "Yes I Really Farted"

Original Song Title:

"Get This Party Started"

Original Performer:

"Yes I Really Farted"

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The Lyrics

In the comments for neminem's "Get My Homework Started" parody, Johnny D wondered when someone would use the word "farted" instead of "started." Well I didn't think much of it...until last Saturday, that is.

My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted

My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted

Chillin' watching movies
Late last Saturday night
I was just relaxing, thinking everything's right
Then from out of nowhere
My butt gave a shout
He thought it was funny; I just tried to get out
Flashed him a shy smile as I looked to escape
Can't believe this moment
Could be in my fate

My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted
My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted

I try to be sexy for my favorite guy
Look sophisticated
When I give him the eye
But all that is ruined now that I've caused this gaffe
Every time he sees me he'll just sit there and laugh
thinking of my assquake
Right there on his couch
All the romance we had, has fallen in doubt

My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted
My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted

It's ok if he farts; he does it all the time
But I feel like my slip is a felony crime
He says it's not a big deal and that I should relax
But I'm worried that my femininity's taxed
See there are a few things that women just don't do
Never ever admit that we go number two
but we're only human and sometimes we pass gas
Then we feel more like a silly lad than a lass

My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted
My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted
My face is red - at my boyfriend's house I finally farted

Yes I really farted
Then I quickly darted
Away

Yes I really farted
Then I quickly darted
Away

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Kristof Robertson - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Theres no need to be ashamed Beans and sprouts can always be blamed Lov-er-lee!! 555

Arwen - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

This parody totally reminds me of that episode of Sex and the City where Carrie farts in front of Big. One of the all time great moments in television...and a FABULOUS parody, Ashkicksass!! I'll be humming this one all day! 555!

Cookie-man - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Rumble on! 555! That was HYSTERICAL!!!!

Maya - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

That was totally immature! Can you be any worse? Just joking, it was great! 5,5,5!

Saider E. - June 08, 2004 - Report this comment

Awesome parody. i know girls who hate 2 admit they pass gas

Jake A Ralphing (Luke Brattoni) - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Your parody 'kicksass' so much you put your foot in your mouth! And that is the worst attempt at an analogy I've ever seen, albeit the first four letters of 'analogy'. Funny stuff, Ashkicksass, I just found minor pacing inconsistencies now and then. 4-5-5!

Ashkicksass - June 09, 2004 - Report this comment

Thank you all for the nice comments!

Rick D - August 20, 2004 - Report this comment

Here's a joke for you. A young man goes to meet his girlfriend's parents for the first time. As he's saying hello to Mom he cuts a noisy fart. Mom turns to the family dog and says "Rover!" The young man is so relieved that the dog got the blame, he rips another one. Mom turns to the dog and says, "Rover, ...get away from this man before he kills you!"

Ashkicksass - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

Oh Lord. I think I'd drop dead right then and there...

Johnny D - August 23, 2004 - Report this comment

AKA, this toot's a hoot!

Ashkicksass - August 25, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks baby!

Jeff Reuben - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment

This was funny as hell! I can't believe I missed it when it came out.

Ashkicksass - October 01, 2004 - Report this comment

Thanks again N-T-A-C!

Arwen - January 24, 2005 - Report this comment

So...I was reading old parodies...and I totally laughed out loud at this one again...=)

Sheridan - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Give me a break! Feminine hygiene commercials that speak of "feminie itch and feminie odor" play on TV 24/7! What then is the big deal with women passing some stinky wind? Course, thanks to Jessica Simpson and Cameron Diaz, girls farting is slowly becoming more socially acceptable. Thank God. Great parody though! Loved it! Infact, I think it is sexy as hell for a lady to let one fly!

Michael Pacholek - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment

Let me guess: Sheridan is a nose plug salesman.

The Real Tony - December 14, 2008 - Report this comment

That is hilarious!

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