Song Parodies -> "Which Celebrity Do I Like"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Pill"

Original Performer:

"Which Celebrity Do I Like"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

No offence to Pink fans, I needed to put her name to fit the pacing.

I'm lying here, can't you see?
In a recovery
I'm dying here; I think I'm done
I wish I had a gun
I can't stay around with Kidman
She seems to have this temper switch
I can't stay around with Britney
Cause she's well fat and fit
I will never go to Pink
Cuz she's always a little bitch
I am so confused here
Well you know
I think I like Kylie
But here comes Christina
And Madonna, I'm so frustrated
And I swear
Mandy Moore is so hot
I should give Dido a shot
I don't know who I like
I don't know who I like

And I haven't moved M2M
From my head
I need a nap in bed
I think I have no hope
For Mandy and Dido
Even have more chance with Han Solo
I can't stay around with Kidman
She seems to have this temper switch
I can't stay around with Britney
Cause she's well fat and fit
I will never go to Pink
Cuz she's always a little bitch
I am so confused here
Well you know
I think I like Kylie
But here comes Christina
And Madonna, I'm so frustrated
And I swear
Michelle Branch is so hot
I should give Beyonce a shot
I don't know who I like
And that's the problem, cuz
I think I like Kylie
But here comes Christina
And Madonna, I'm so frustrated
And I swear
Michelle Branch is so hot
I should give Beyonce a shot
I don't know who I like
I don't know who I like
I can't stay around with Kidman
She seems to have this temper switch
I can't stay around with Britney
Cause she's well fat and fit
I will never go to Pink
Cuz she's always a little bitch
I am so confused here
Well you know
I think I like Kylie
But here comes Christina
And Madonna, I'm so frustrated
And I swear
Michelle Branch is so hot
I should give Beyonce a shot
I don't know who I like
And that's the problem, cuz
I think I like Kylie
But here comes Christina
And Madonna, I'm so frustrated
And I swear
Michelle Branch is so hot
I should give Beyonce a shot
I don't know who I like
And that's the problem, cuz
I think I like Kylie
But here comes Christina
And Madonna, I'm so frustrated
And I swear
Michelle Branch is so hot
I should give Beyonce a shot
I know now whom I like
I have decide, my mom

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