I never leave the house
I don't like ice cream
I have nine fire alarms and i'm afraid of coffee machines
needles scare me
my cat tried to eat me
now i'm locked up tight
and hide in a corner all night.

here come the guys in white coats
don't let them get me
everything's my worst enemy
it's bad when you're afraid of your socks
they're trying to kill me
don't want to talk to myself anymore
but i'm afraid of everyone else

my clock told me
i'll be in the Physc ward
all i have to do is call the cops on my shadow.
tired of hearing forces
and little men behind my eyes
they're so annoying
they try to eat me

Oh! Doctor! Doctor! oh, crap get away from me!

here come the guys in white coats
don't let them get me
everything's my worst enemy
it's bad when you're afraid of your socks
they're trying to kill me
i don't want to talk to myself any more
but i'm afaid of everyone else