In the summer, I
wrote songs all day long
Stuff like "Eat Your Peas"
"Weakest Link" and "Mow the Lawn"

I wrote "Breakfast"
People hated it
I wrote songs every night,
I submitted to AmIRight

Every day I try to write stuff like "Hay Fever"
Don't know what the heck's gotten into me

Cause I get real mad at myself
Can't write parodies
I only have about 13,
I'm really annoyed with myself.
Wrote "Lord of the Rings"
Don't wanna be stuck anymore
I wanna write something else
I wanna write something else

People told me
"You'll be famous
All you need to change
Is your dumb lyrics"

I wanna be
Like S.T.G.
He has so many
That just ain't me

So, doctor, doctor, won't you please prescribe me something
I wanna write these songs again

Cause I get real mad at myself
Can't write parodies
I only have about 13,
I'm really annoyed with myself.
Wrote "Lord of the Rings"
Don't wanna be stuck anymore
I wanna write something else
Yeahhhhh

Can't write parodies
I only have about 13,
I'm really annoyed with myself.
Wrote "Lord of the Rings"
Don't wanna be stuck anymore
I wanna write something else

So, doctor, doctor, won't you please prescribe me something
I wanna write these songs again
Can't write parodies

Ohhhhhhh Cause I get real mad at myself
Can't write parodies
I only have about 13,
I'm really annoyed with myself.
Wrote "Lord of the Rings"
Don't wanna be stuck anymore
I wanna write something else

Can't write parodies
I only have about 13,
I'm really annoyed with myself.
Wrote "Lord of the Rings"
Don't wanna be stuck anymore
I wanna write something else