Song Parodies -> "Don't Let Me Get Me-John Kerry"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me-John Kerry"

Parody Written by:

DDT_keepsmehappy

The Lyrics

I'll never be president
I don't support the team
I can't make up my mind, and my conscience's never
clean
I'm a war criminal, with no people appeal
I took part in the fight, but it sure wasn't right

I voted for the war on Iraq
But now I say "no blood for oil"
I keep contradicting myself

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you endict yourself
as a war criminal
Don't wanna vote for me no more
I'm gonna vote for someone else
I'm gonna vote for someone else, yeah

DC told me, "You'll win the liberals,
All you have to change
are your veiws on war"
Tired of being compared
to damn Leiberman
he's so honest, I failed that test

the voice, the voice why'd you write that article?
about the POWs I didn't save
and I'm a hazard to everyone

Don't let me get me
I'm my own worst enemy
Its bad when you endict yourself
can I take that back now?
Don't wanna vote for me no more
I'm gonna vote for someone else...
I'm gonna vote for someone else.

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