I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started

Get my dinner started 'fore I pull in the drive
Have it hot and steamin' by the time I arrive
Sendin' you the message, in case you didn't hear
Better not disturb me 'fore I finish my beer
I been workin' all day, got a paycheck to earn
You just sit at home watchin' "As the World Turns"!

I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started

Pumpin' up my ego, knowin' I got you beat
You prepare the meals, but I bring home the meat
I'm the Big Kahuna, 'cause I make all the cash
And if you get lucky, I might take out the trash
Plus my children love me, so I can't be that bad
Got a coffee mug that says I'm Number 1 Dad!

I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
Get my dinner started

Put away the dustpan and get rid of the broom
Everything is spotless when I enter the room
Gather 'round the table as we start to eat
Say a little prayer and be thankful for me
I'm a great provider, this is all on my dime
You may run the house, but we all know that it's mine!

I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
I'm comin' home, so you better get my dinner started
Get my dinner started
Get my dinner started right now
Get my dinner started
Get my dinner started
Get my dinner started right now