I'm logging off, so you better stop your yelling right now.
I'm logging off, so you better keep your mouth shut right now.

Turning on the 'puter on a Saturday night,
Laughing at the parodies found on AmiRight.
Playing lots of online games, the fun never ends
It's more fun than driving in a Mercedes Benz.
Dial-up connection, you can't hear the phone ring
I can play for hours if you know what I mean
I'm logging off, so you better stop your yelling right now.
I'm logging off, so you better keep your mouth shut right now.

Pumpin up the volume so it fills the whole house
But you want it quiet
Quiet as a small mouse
My brother is freakin. He's got homework to do,
But I tell him, "Shut up, can't stand list'nin to you!"
Mama says I'd best get off, or I will go far;
When she kicks my buttocks, I will fly to the stars.


I'm logging off, so you better stop your yelling right now.
I'm logging off, so you better keep your mouth shut right now.
Keep your mouth shut right now!

Boy, I wish I had a 'puter stashed in my room!
Can't stand Net withdrawal; I will go crazy soon!
Turning on the TV, I will take my seat
On the couch until you say you're ready for me.
I've got an addiction, you can say that again!
Dial the connection so I get on again.

I'm logging off, so you better stop your yelling right now.
I'm logging off, so you better keep your mouth shut right now.
I'm logging off, so you better stop your yelling right now.
I'm logging off, so you better keep your mouth shut right now.
Better stop your yelling
Better stop your yelling right now
Better keep your mouth shut
Better stop your yelling
Better stop your yelling right now.