Song Parodies -> "Retard"

Original Song Title:

"Trouble"

Original Performer:

"Retard"

Parody Written by:

The Lyrics

Inspired by the true story of that david addidus if thats the spelling

No attorneys
To say i'm wrong
No meanie
To burn me into outta space
And my fingers
Are stuttering
With diamonds and gold
But that is gonna help me now

I'm a retard
A retard now
Retard Retard yeah
Run over kids
I'm a retard
A retard now
I'm a retard
So i can say i'm insane

You think your right
But your so wrong
You tried to sue me
But I won it all
I am insane
To kill your kids
I'm not insane
But i'm faking it to win a case

I'm a retard
A retard now
Retard Retard yeah
Run over kids
I'm a retard
A retard now
I'm a retard
So i can say i'm insane

If you see me coming
Down with my car
You know it's time to
Go (so my car doesn't plow you down flat)

No attorneys
To say i'm wrong
No meanie
To burn me into outta space
And my fingers
Are stuttering
With diamonds and gold
But that is gonna help me now

You think your right
But your so wrong
You tried to sue me
But I won it all
I am insane
To kill your kids
I'm not insane
But i'm faking it to win a case

I'm a retard
A retard now
Retard Retard yeah
Run over kids
I'm a retard
A retard now
I'm a retard
So i can say i'm insane

So if you see me coming
Down with my car
You know it's time to
Go (so-oh you don't die from White Angel)

Retard
Yeah retard now
I'm a retard yall
I got trouble in my town
I'm a retard
Yeah retard now
I'm a retard yall
I got trouble in my town

Retard
Yeah retard now
I'm a retard yall
I got trouble in my town
I'm a retard
Yeah retard now
I'm a retard yall
I got trouble in my town
I got caught with a clown
I got mowed by a car

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