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Song Parodies -> "Rush Likes The Pills"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like A Pill"

Original Performer:

Pink

Parody Song Title:

"Rush Likes The Pills"

Parody Written by:

Joseph Fernandez

The Lyrics

I'm actually pretty conservative and I agree with many things that Rush says, but this time he's really done it. First the McNabb comments and now the drug thing....If he's guilty, he should go to prison.
Lieing here, all around
on the left here
thought he took too much
they're crying here
what has he done
The left is having fun

I need more precription drugs
I'm hurtin' like a bitch
I need some more morphine
I'm starting to twitch
I tried to call my maid again
but she was a little snitch
The left wants me outa here

So they will smear just as fast as they can
They'll attack with no end
'cause I'm their greatest fear, and they'll swear
That Rush likes the pills
instead of making him better
He might go to jail
He might go to jail

He's been a thorn in the side of the leftists
Must be a great tip
Now he's popping pills, so it's different
boy does Rush need some help

I need more precription drugs
I'm hurtin' like a bitch
I need some more morphine
I'm starting to twitch
I tried to call my maid again
but she's being a little snitch
The left wants me outa here

So they will smear just as fast as they can
They'll attack with no end
'cause I'm their greatest fear, and they'll swear
That Rush likes the pills
instead of making him better
He might go to jail
He might go to jail

(repeat chorus x2)

I need more precription drugs
I'm hurtin' like a bitch
I need some more morphine
I'm starting to twitch
I tried to call my maid again
but she's being a little snitch
The left wants me outa here

they will smear just as fast as they can
They'll attack with no end
'cause I'm their greatest fear, and they'll swear
That Rush likes the pills
instead of making him better
He might go to jail
He might go to jail

(repeat chorus x3 )


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Michael Pacholek - October 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Rush and his fans are made for each other. They give thinking Americans headaches, and he takes pills.

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