Never wear fur coats, I don't support hunting
I can't stand McDonald's, and my broccoli's always green
Hippies dated me, NRA hated me
I was always told "go jump in a lake or fly a kite"

Every day I fight a war against the right wing
I can't take the animal staring back at me
I'm no hazard to my health
Don't let me eat meat
I'm fries' own worst enemy
It's good when you eat for your health
So masticating
Don't wanna eat my frog no more
I wanna dine on something else
I wanna dine on something else, yeah

Julia Child told me, "You'll be a health freak,
All you cook's tofu; people call you "geek""
Tired of being compared to darn Ron Popiel
He's so chubby, that just ain't me

Vegan, vegan, won't you please sautee something
Shiitake mushrooms or something else?
Don't let me eat meat

Don't let me eat meat
I'm fries' own worst enemy
It's good when you eat for your health
So masticating
Don't wanna eat my frog no more
I wanna dine on something else