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Song Parodies -> "Oh $&/% It Bit Me"

Original Song Title:

"Don't Let Me Get Me"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Oh $&/% It Bit Me"

Parody Written by:

Rex Ungericht

The Lyrics

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Want a calm place
Right next to a cool stream
I need a vacation where the land is fresh and green
Have a cup of tea
Under a willow tree
Gonna stay here out of sight 'til I get my head on right

In the grass I see an insect crawling nearer
With segmented eyeballs staring up at me
It's a hairy jumping bug

Oh $&/% it bit me
Got a puncture on my knee
Pestilential happenstance
So irritating
It's turning black and really sore
I need to call an ambulance

I need to call an ambulance

L.A.'s tranquil, here at the Zen park
There's a mountain range and twittering skylarks
Sitting in a lawn chair, I'll just relax here
It's so pretty, like a calm sea

Doctor doctor you said "go commune with nature -
It's better than tranquilizing drugs"
But there's an evil-looking bug

Oh $&/% it bit me
Wish I had some DDT
Stop its taunting vict'ry dance
So aggravating
Can't even feel my toes no more
I need to call an ambulance

(Ow) Again it bit me
(It's throbbing) And I'm screaming OMG
(I'm) Showing zero tolerance
So now I'm stomping
And once it meets its insect lord
I need to call an ambulance

Doctor doctor why'd you send me to the country
A day in the midst of insect hell
Oh $&/% it bit me

(I) shoulda got some Raid implants
(Ow) Oh $&/% it bit me
Like a rabid mutant flea
And it got inside my pants (my pants)
It's masticating (Excruciating)
It had to be a carnivore (ow)
I need to call an ambulance

Oh $&/% it bit me
As I look around I see
There's a million fire ants
(It's bad, it's so bad) They're congregating
The Hexapoda are at war
I need to call the Orkin man

Oh $&/% it bit me
Oh $&/% it bit me

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 5

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ha - March 02, 2012 - Report this comment
aha lolololol
Matthias - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Really funny parody! I can see this happening and I really want to make a video for this one so hurry up and record it.
Porfle Popnecker - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
"Raid implants"? Funny!
Blaydeman - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I think those insects are plotting against you. If I were you, I'd watch my back! LOL! FUUUUUUUUUUNNYYYYYYYY!
Agrimorfee - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Very funny, and you also deserve Scrabble Bonus Points for including "pestilential" and "masticating"!
bobpiecheese - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) This parody is one of the few times that just the title sends me into giggle fits. This parody was awesome, kudos for using words like "masticating", the pacing was absolutely spot-on, this was just brilliant. 555 cans of Mortein!
Glen S - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Lots of bug jokes throughout. Well played, Rex. For some reason 'A day in the midst of insect hell' stood out. I agree that the video would be great. I imagined the birdies posting on Twitter about all the bugs in the video.
Below Average Dave - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Everything about this parody was fantastic Rex--very very very well done as usual
Harry Potter - June 29, 2012 - Report this comment
This is sooo funny!

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