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Song Parodies -> "Makin' We Ill"

Original Song Title:

"Just Like a Pill"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Makin' We Ill"

Parody Written by:

Porfle Popnecker

The Lyrics

security code: MTV

I'm flyin' clear to the shore of Lake Jeffy
I sink I swim to lunch
I'm dryin' here, you naughty sun!
My sausage needs a bun

I can't play with your wife, Bogart, while she's Lauren in Bacall
I can't say I adore beans, cuz it's Miller Time, doll
I said I cried I cast a curse again but I'm feelin' a little small
I think I'll go grab a beer, can, I can?

Ran out of moo goo gai pan
In a little big high chair
With a fiddle of elongated jeers
Underwear for Jack like a Jill
I said I'm bakin' beak fritters, to beak not to bill
To beak not to bill

I heaven moo divine sprockets bereft me
Isthmus boogey-bong drip
Olive the Garden bills, who had condiments?
Matey, Ishmael et some kelp

I can't Klaatu borada, Gort, there's a cuckoo in Midwich
I can't wazoo to Walgreen's, Abercrombie, and Fitch
I bed I board I bawl "Averse!" (amend) putt peas, tee in a piddle ditch
I think I fret Brady fear, Jan not Jan

Ran outran Granny-brand bran
To kadiddle ol' fro-hair
In a skittle pool of pus-flated sneers
Richard Gere and Cecil DeMille
I said I'm fakin' Dean Witters, to Dean not to deal
To Dean not to deal

Run mustard fast, Izzy can
Tofu griddle we go there
To the sizzle of asparagus spears
And I swear you're flustered like Phil
I said I'd knit you a sweater, you sweat not you chill
You sweat not you chill

I can't say impolite retorts, the aborted memes of Rick
I obey only Lorne Greene, all his bacon is thick
And Ted and Clyde and Paul traverse the den for a zapper to point and click
I think Mr. Belvedere is Batman

Rub just a fester I skin
To a gopher of no fair
Tuna vittles of masticated steers
And I spare, you bowl like Hank Hill
I wed a Quaker jet-setter, to cat not catskill
To cat not catskill

Fun is a bastard named Dan
Tori Spelling or Blofeld
Trudy giggles at masturbating peers
And I wear your bustier, Bill
Othello's makin' me wetter, to wee not refill
To wee not refill

Ran, and I ran to Iran
Told a riddle to Moliere
To the piddle of his flatulent cheers
And I share my George Foreman grill
We marinate a poinsettia, it makin' we ill
It makin' we ill

Ran out of moo goo gai pan
In a little big high chair
With a fiddle of elongated jeers

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Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 6

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Rob Arndt - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
You kinda lost me with this one Porfle, but there's that fine line between genius and insanity! I'll go for the latter in this case- 555!!!
Porfle Popnecker - February 20, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks, Rob! Pink's awful lyrics were twisting my brain out of shape so I ended up going Dali on this one.
Matthias - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Say what? I was completely lost on this one. I think you were trying to do a bit of a misheard lyrics parody but it didn't really work out because Pink's lyrics were perfectly sang... Not mumbled or anything like that. Strange parody it turned out to be.
Blaydeman - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) If you were going for an absurdist style parody, you hit the nail on the head... and then completely crushed it. I don't know what to think of this one. Some lines were funny by themselves, but as a whole, WHAT?
Porfle Popnecker - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah, I was in a silly mood when I wrote this one, so that's pretty much the reaction I was going for.
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Dude, have you been reading my more avantgarde parodies? I would swear I wrote it if my memory was off the mark! Anyway, goofy fun here.
Porfle Popnecker - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks! No, I haven't been reading your avant-garde parodies, but you've gotten me interested in checking some of them out! Glad we were on the same wavelength here!
Leo Keough - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Missed this earlier...What you're attempting here is also called syllable matching, where you try to make the parody rhyme as much as possible with the OS, syllable by syllable. It's a very difficult thing to do if you also have the objective of having the parody make sense.

Your parody reminds me of one done a long time ago to a very different OS by Merry and Pippen:

A word of caution (and I speak from experience here): If you get hooked on writing parodies this way, you'll find it very difficult to break the addiction...And you'll find that it will take a lot longer to do each parody, thus dramatically decreasing your output.

Anyway, I applaud your effort here...555!
Porfle Popnecker - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Thanks for the interesting comment and advice!
Glen S - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
I really like this despite not understanding it at all. You get mad points for your use of more happy fun oddball nouns and verbs than I've seen in a while, and somehow keeping the pacing spot on. I gotta come back for a second read later. THanks for challenging me today, Porf.
Porfle Popnecker - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Wow, I'm glad you liked it! Thanks!
Agrimorfee - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Porfle, try my Blindside On This Write for starters.
Porfle Popnecker - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Okay, I'll be right! Awesome!
Rex - March 18, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) When it comes to surreal parodies, you really bullet lake grits fizz.
Porfle Popnecker - March 18, 2012 - Report this comment
I'll lasagne moose pants winnebago that!
bobpiecheese - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I have no idea what you were trying to do here. With all the insanity and random pop-culture references, I am utterly confuzzled. The pacing was spot-on, but otherwise this was not one of your best, Porfle.
Porfle Popnecker - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
I think I was in kind of a "I Am the Walrus" mood when I wrote it.
Glen S - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Still appreciate the oddities of this. My favorite subs were in the repeated refrain.
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Much appreciated!
Below Average Dave - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Sorry Porfle--but honestly I couldn't get into this one, it was just odd to me. . .I tried, but I have a known peeve about extremely awkward word choices--the title alone satisfied that peeve--but a title by itself won't make the pet peeve truly sustained, but the parody that followed justified the title and as such, just not a style I can get into -- I apologize
Porfle Popnecker - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Apology accepted!

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