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We went out
on the town
Superbowl night
The bright lights
Two teams fight
For our delight
Then we yell
“Go team go!”
Man, it's going down
Tonight

At the pub, all my friends cheering, grinning
Down the field- six points and they’re winning
That's when some guy asks me “Who’s your team?”
But you see

I'm just here for the advertisements
I don’t even know who is playing tonight
Is it first down or second?
I don’t care ‘cause these commercials are my life
When the plays are over
Is when I’m a fan
Man these things make me spend my money
I’m just watching the ads tonight

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Halftime
Alright!
All my friends get up
Take a seat
By myself
And my eyes are stuck
To the
big screen
It’s so much fun!
Alright!

Doritos, they just left me laughin’
Pepsi, Coke- all their ads, they weren’t lacking
The most fun that I’ll have tonight
Alright!

I’m just here for the advertisements
I don't really care who is playing tonight
Guest spots are always pleasant
Like that time, Snickers had hired Betty White
When the game is over
I’ll still have the ads
Food and drinks commercials are plenty
I’m just watching the ads tonight

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Ad break
Keep it on!

E-Trade baby, Dr. Pepper get my hopes up
Geico’s gecko, Progressive’s Flo, and the Aflac duck
There’s Danica all dressed down, ad for that Go Daddy
Now I’m wanting a PS3 yeah

I want a new car!
Million dollars well spent
Thirty seconds in every home, well done!

Cause I'm just here for the advertisements (yeah!)
Football is the last thing on my mind tonight
Don’t know what teams are playing (what teams are even playing?)
I don’t know football, cause these ads are my life
Hey! There’s William Shatner (There’s Bill Shatner)
In an ad again!
Have the urge to spend all my money
I’m just watching the ads tonight (I’m just watching the ads!)

I'm just here for the advertisements (no football)
I don’t even care who is playing tonight
My friends would want to skip them (They want to skip them)
I say no, because commercials are my life
When the game is over
I’ll still have these ads
And I think they are worth the money
I’m just watching the ads tonight
Yeah oh