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Song Parodies -> "Putrid Ghoul"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Putrid Ghoul"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Oh gross! Oh gross!
Putrid ghoul, Putrid ghouls, Putrid ghoul
Babe your stench is killing rats
And your body crawls with gnats
Rotten like a zombie girl
I don’t want to date this Putrid Ghoul

On your face beetles drop from your hair
Spooking the crowds much worse than Linda Blair
Why the hell we’re dating makes me wreck my brain
You’re so lame!
I used to go on dates with Playboy residents
My chick looks like Michael Myers it makes me upset!
I believe she’ll snack on human meat
Since you are so stinkin’ ugly I would rather bang Voorhees!
Scared, So scared while at this restaurant
So scared, Fangs snare when you eat

Baby you should wear a hat
Better yet a skiing mask
You are such a nasty girl
I don’t want to date this putrid ghoul

Babe your house is full of cats
What the hell are you on crack?
At least your boobs aren’t flat
Instead your chest is lopsided girl

(Throwing up now!)
Discomforts growing
Where is our waitress?
Sign check and run out the door
Cause I believe this chick’s going to kill me
Don’t let her get near a sword!
She’s gone mad, Head’s full of demons
I am concerned when she speaks
“Your Mom’s Sleeping With Satan!”
Can I get that check please?

Slime drips within her mouth
Her eyes give me glares
That’s how I learned
Match dot com is a dare!

Baby I don’t want to chat
Won’t get me in the sack
Evil like a Nazi girl
I don’t want to date this Putrid Ghoul

When you swing that baseball bat
You leave my china cracked
Don’t act like such a brat
I will never date you Putrid Ghoul

[Putrid Ghoul]
You seek your demise
There is no way to escape from me!
You’ll be my lunchmeat
No gun, Bullets won’t do crap

(Sound of demonic noises)


(Run away! Run away! Run away!)
(From this miss! This miss! This miss!)

Greenish colored yucky girl
I’m not feeling gutsy girl!
Twists her head and then she’ll hurl
Putrid Ghoul!

When you’re feeling hungry girl
That when I am jumpy, Girl
She’ll drink brains with straws that swirl
Putrid Ghoul!

Crazy when that blood splats
Because she wants a snack
Need a new pair of pants
Putrid Ghoul!

I’m locked inside my flat
Waiting for her to hack
Like Jack from The Shining, Girl
I don’t want to date this Putrid Ghoul

I’m sick of all your crap
Please go put down that axe
This date was just a trap
Never want to date a Putrid Ghoul

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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John Barry - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
What an Odyssey. But worth the trip.
Below Average Dave - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Your Halloween parody of this song comes two days after mine, but mine went to a different dead creature:)
Matthias - October 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Yeah I saw that. I had this idea buzzing around in my head for awhile now though. I was just lucky yours was about Zombie nerds and mine was about being out on a date with the chick from "The Exorcist"
Peter Andersson - October 30, 2010 - Report this comment
You topped this one with a nice touch of Evil... Evil Dead that is... Swollow Your Soul! Swollow Your Soul! But remember, now I expect a future recording to come with chainsaw sounds...
Mark Scotti - November 15, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) a gorifically welcome to halloween!
Below Average Dave - November 16, 2010 - Report this comment
Oh Matty--don't worry, I didn't see enough similarity to even think that way;) Yours came to a similar realm, but with different execution, fun parody of a fun song. . .all I can really say on this one. Love the word Putrid.
Chris Bodily TM - November 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Way to deal with your inner demons, Matthias! :p This is so catchy and has great lyrics. I loved the Linda Blair and Swallwo your soul parts. And nice shout outs to Michael Myers and Jason. 555
Peter Andersson - November 21, 2010 - Report this comment
Dave: Because you say you love the word putrid you might be interrested in knowing that I learnt it from this very parody from Matthias and then immediately added it to a song of my own that I had in progress but was stuck on, actually the very one that was gonna be my SOTM contender for this round but that I wasn't fully done with until a few days too late:

Matthias: I've already voted and commented on this one, see above and my comment to Dave here. I might also add that the parody where I myself used putrid is the one I promised you would mark my return to long intros, I know you guys love those! ;-)
Phil Alexander - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
What's next - a parody of a Ghoul's Aloud song? Marvellously festering, Matthias :-)
bobpiecheese - November 29, 2010 - Report this comment
(SOTM) Fantastic parody, Matthias! Great imagery as well (even though the lopsided chest just reminded me of Robin Hood Men In Tights). 555 for you!
MikeJ - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Properly packed with putridity! Real horror show!
Jeff Reuben - November 30, 2010 - Report this comment
Welcome to dating 2010! Another great halloween song. And great choice of OS, haven't seen thisone done much (I enjoyed quite a bit!
Porfle Popnecker - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Nice description of my high school social life!
Blaydeman - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Some great lines in here. I especially liked "'You Mom Is Sleeping With Satan'/ Can I get the check please?" That was hilarious. One thing that irked me though was the use of "girl" before the use of 'ghoul" it just sounded strange and threw me off a bit in those parts. Overall very funny, great job!
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) It is fun seeing two similar ideas with different execution on the same OS between BAD and Matthias in this Artistry round. Between the two, BAD wrote a wacky indie teen horror/comedy, and Matthias wrote a Sam Raimi gorefest. The over the top cinematic quality here is what I loved, Matthias.
Glen S - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Another great parody to this song about undead fun. Yours stands on its own two ghoul feet Matt. And nice work on the recording. Especially liked 'rather bang Voorhees!'
Rex - March 18, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Ha! I started looking for the match dot com or blind date reference from the start and you didn't disappoint. But at least she had personality.
bobpiecheese - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above!
Below Average Dave - March 21, 2012 - Report this comment
Yeah seen this one before--not really anything to add to my original statement

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