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Song Parodies -> "Zombie Nerds"

Original Song Title:

"Stupid Girls"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Zombie Nerds"

Parody Written by:

Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

Zombie Nerd
Zombie Nerds
Zombie Nerds

Walking down the street like that
Have blood run down my back
I once had straight A-s Word!
But now I have become a Zombie Nerd

Once were chess playing, now they just stare
Groaning loud, but it is hard to be too scared
There teeth are really gnarly, they'll cause a lot of pain
Find your veins
Once had a hope that on bullies they'd have revenge
but now there right beside them chewing on some dying men
They stumble in packs too big to see
And they're sounding really hungry and one has gone and bitten me
Where, oh where, have the live people gone
I think, that they've died like me

Hope that they don't bite my sack
Take stuff out my back pack
I think I'm about to hurl
I don't wanna be a Zombie Nerd

Someone has just bit my neck
Now my head feels like a wreck
Feel my eyes roll back
Think I'm gonna be a Zombie Nerd

(Chewing brains now)
The infection's spreading, It's causing havoc
It's Resident Evil for sure
I need some flesh cause my heads getting lazy
I wanna go out and gorge
When alive, I never had friends
I was kind of a dweeb
Now fast and surrounded my minions
Dead, but as cool as can be
(Come on)

Dead people all around
Foul smells in the air
The feedings disturb
but we really don't care

Take a bite out your back (chew on this!),
Chewing on this and that
Choking on an inmate too
I took a bite out of crime its true

When I want a piece of @$$(chew on this),
I am not being sass(chew on this)
But if your Baby Got Back
I will chow down, wont touch her rack

(chew on this, chew on this, chew on this, chew on this, Chew on this)
(Eat them quick, so quick so quick)
Take a bite and eat a girl
Bleeding all across the world
Don't French Kiss a zombie girl
Zombie Nerds!
Take a bite and eat a dude
Don't be funny bite that dude
Hurry up, finish your food
Zombie Nerds

I got blood on my slick slacks
Both my glasses lens are cracked
All of your limbs I'll hack
Zombie Nerd!

(The outro starts here, Zombie Nerd replaces "Stupid girl(s)")
Walking the town like that
Eating both thin and fat
Searching for souls in this world
I've become a full blown Zombie Nerd

Buddy want to eat you fast
No use getting a cast
Soon you'll want to eat @$$
We will all turn into Zombie Nerds

So make sure you know the facts
Knock of the head like that
But if we are smart and fast
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Overall Rating: 4.8

Total Votes: 12

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Peter Andersson - October 30, 2010 - Report this comment
I always love a good zombie parody! 555. BTW, I hear there's a TV series about zombies starting in the US this weekend, not a movie, a series, I think it's called "The Walking Dead". Can't wait to get it here, there's really nothing worth following at the moment, even Stargate Universe is kind of a let down so far.
Matthias - December 01, 2010 - Report this comment
Once again strikes the comment deleter because I'm pretty damn certain I commented on this one! Anyways, I know I read it before this one was great although it's kind of a lot like the other Zombie song you did around Halloween Smart Zombie.
Agrimorfee - December 03, 2010 - Report this comment
A bit much of the A word going on here, don't you agree? But still pretty funny. I didn't get this line at all: "I once had straight A-s Word!"
Mark Scotti - December 05, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC) I can just picture Weezer singing this at Halloween time...LOL
Below Average Dave - December 06, 2010 - Report this comment
I once had straight A-s is referring to grades, word is a slang way of saying "That's whats up" Thank you:)
bobpiecheese - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment
(ABC5) Didn't really play up on the dichotomy of bein a zombie and a nerd as I thought it would, but still a very amusing zombie parody, a few odd lines aside. 555
Guy - December 20, 2010 - Report this comment

Dave, for some reason my mental image of this parody is an Urkle vampire. "Did I bite that"? Very original. Fine write.
Christie Marie M - January 11, 2011 - Report this comment
(ABC Tournament) This goes well with 'Thias' "Kill The Zombies" and "You Sucked My Neck When It Bleeded". Another zombie humor there! Wow, I've been reading a bunch of zombie themes for this tournament. I never heard this Pink song before, but heard it few mins ago and loved it. It's all good. I vant to suck yer blood and like Matt, you'll be wandering the earth for 555 years!
DJ Blaze - January 23, 2011 - Report this comment
DON'T SHOOT! In a few minutes she'll be just another zombie! DON'T SAY THAT! We're not using that word! LOL, Shawn Of The Dead. 555 for yet another awesome zombie tale.
Matthias - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
This was pretty good. I wish you worked a little more of the geek humor aspect into this instead of just the zombie humor aspect and some of the lines didn't make too much sense such as "I am not being sass" should have been "I am not being crass". Also you rhymed some of it with "girl" such as "hurl" but you should have had the last line rhyme things with "nerd" because you changed it in your title so it should have been things like "word" or "bird" or "absurd" instead. Still not a bad parody and pretty good for Halloween.
Porfle Popnecker - March 08, 2012 - Report this comment
Good one, reminds me of the movie "Colin."
Blaydeman - March 12, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) I agree with Matty. The title sub didn't really seem to have anything to do with most of the parody. There was ver little actual nerd humor through the parody at all. And the changed rhyme scheme just sounded a bit strange to me. I seena lot stronger for you Dave, but this was still good.
Agrimorfee - March 13, 2012 - Report this comment
At least I get the A's Word line now. Matthias and Blaydeman are echoing some of my sentiments, Artistry-wise.
Glen S - March 14, 2012 - Report this comment
Very good use of the song, Dave. Lots of good zombie movie references in here too. 'I took a bite out of crime its true' was excellent.
Rex - March 18, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The lyrics don't drive home the "zombie nerd" premise as strongly as they could, but putting this to a video where you see the zombie nerds would fix that. Fun idea.
bobpiecheese - March 20, 2012 - Report this comment
(Artistry) See above.

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