Well, at least I'm not throwing Lappy at the door
Unlike my other computers
Cause it's so awesome, like me
Send your e-mail I'll get it
Or we'll be fighting
E-Mails from all over the world now
Please tell me you don't have moles!

Here's my computer
Where's your signature?
Oh no, no!
Work on your grammar
Your writing is all wrong

Here's my computer
Where's your signature?
Oh no, no!
Work on your grammar
Your writing is all wrong

Give me e-mail
Give me more mail
Give me your attention
Give me e-mail
Give me more mail
Baby, let's go on a date

When I say "E-mail" you say "Strong Bad"
"E-mail", "Strong Bad"
"E-mail", "Strong Bad"


Well, I guess she doesn't have a mole
It doesn't matter, come and see my movie ya hear
So don't cry, I won't die
(Baby, let's go on a date)
I will conquer your fears!
Hopefully there won't be any blood
On my feet
I have new boots
Don't hide cause I will be in your awesome dreams
(Baby, let's go on a date! Date! Date! Date!)

Here's my computer
Where's your signature?
Oh no, no!
Work on your grammar
Your writing is all wrong

Here's my computer
Where's your signature?
Oh no, no!
Work on your grammar
Your writing is all wrong

Come on, this is screaming "fhqwhgads"
Come on, this is screaming "fhqwhgads"
Come on, come on
This is screaming, this is screaming
This is screaming, "fhqwhgads"

E-mails are e-mails, baby!
E-mails are e-mails
E-mails are e-mails, baby!
E-mails are e-mails


Give me e-mail
Give me more mail
Give me your attention
Give me e-mail
Give me more mail
Baby, let's go on a date
When I say "E-mail" you say "Strong Bad"
"E-mail", "Strong Bad"
"E-mail", "Strong Bad"

E-mails are e-mails
Don't hide cause e-mails are e-mails
E-mails are e-mails
Don't hide cause I will be in your awesome dreams