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Song Parodies -> "Robbed An Egyptian Tomb"

Original Song Title:

"Nine In The Afternoon"

Original Performer:

Panic! At The Disco

Parody Song Title:

"Robbed An Egyptian Tomb"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

We are all thieves inside this clan
We’ll steal everything we can, it goes
If it’s not bolted down

Picking up things we shouldn’t take
But there was a curse that was cast here, oh no
I scream like a small girl

As we loaded the gold into our van
We are attacked by bugs
That crawl under our skin!

It’s our disgrace that caused this doom
We’re full of gloom since we robbed an Egyptian tomb
Eeek! Is that thing a mummy!
Eeek! That can’t be good!
Eeek! I think that we all are screwed!
Cause we robbed an Egyptian tomb

His skin is all wrinkled and pruned
Here I search and I scan the whole room
That door made of wood
Might get us back to the dunes
Get us out of this haunted tomb

Your groans are all out of tune
And all of your bandages flew
(W)rap star from the hood

There’s no relief
Being a thief
You’re not appealing just pealing off see
And this ain’t my scene!

I see your face
It’s full of decay
Man, You must be so old, Too old to count
And it still ain’t my scene!

Knocked off my feet, I need a neck brace
In this damn tomb you devoured Stan (AHHH!!!)
In this damn tomb I’m less of a man
In this spooky Egyptian tomb!

Now where did I put that harpoon?
I just need one stab and your through
You are misunderstood
You’re just pissed we woke you
Taking naps in Egyptian tombs

I don’t think you’ll let us out soon
And your manly hands are quite huge
When you’re choking Dud
You put in him in your stew
For supper in Egyptian tombs

Next time I’ll bring a platoon
Being only one man I am screwed
You groaned when you stood
I wet my pantaloons
Pissed my pants in Egyptian tombs

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.3
How Funny: 4.4
Overall Rating: 4.4

Total Votes: 9

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 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   2
 5   6

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Peter Andersson - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
I contemplated something lower because you didn't mention Laura Croft in there and that's almost sacriledge when it comes to entering the realm of fantasy wombraiding, I mean tombraiding, but my mummy wouldn't agree with such thoughts so I ended up wrapping a 555 around it anyway.
Matthias - November 17, 2008 - Report this comment
D'Oh! That would have been perfect, I'm usually all about references, this one didn't really have any, I could have easilly snuck something in about Laura Croft, Indiana Jones, and maybe even Brendan Fraiser.
Below Average Dave - November 26, 2008 - Report this comment
(Idol) I have to be one hundred percent honest Matthias, this one was a great write on a technical scale, but was -well- Halloween humor, what I mean by that is it wasn't LOL funny as much as it was cute-in an odd twisted kind of way like "Vampire's Theme" is cute. That can be a good thing too, especially when rhymed as well as you did. I think releasing this in November may not have been the best release date, I will be eating Thanksgiving Dinner in about 36 hours, with the visions of nasty walking taped bones. . .Anyhow, good write, but perhaps more of a seasonal write like "Full Graveyard of the Deceased" was
Red Ant - November 30, 2008 - Report this comment
"If it’s not bolted down" and "(W)rap star from the hood" were great gets, Matt. Much better than TOS.
Agrimorfee - December 01, 2008 - Report this comment
(AI) OK, I found this was pretty darned funny, but lost a few points on pacing....I'll double check before I make my final vote.
Josh MacArthur - April 22, 2009 - Report this comment
This site waz nae help at al on ma prject.... fanks alot nugets... g-star oot
Agrimorfee - November 27, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) Wow, so I HAVE heard a P!ATD song before this year, as judge for Amiright Idol. Huh. This was good, let's see how our other contestants fared...
Abbott Skelding - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment
Not a bad effort. I like the idea (even if it is "Halloween Humor"), but there were a few pacing issues that threw me off a little. Not your best, but still pretty solid.
bobpiecheese - December 16, 2013 - Report this comment
(Artistry) The pacing was off here and there, but hey, five-year-old parody, that happens. Pretty funny stuff, 555
Blaydeman - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Charming and funny. PAcing was a little clunky, but Panic! At The Disco has that way about them.
Max Power - December 17, 2013 - Report this comment
Talk about grave robbing being that you dug up your older parody. Managed to find some gold teeth and diamond eyes huh?

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