Oh, well imagine; as Im walking through the creaky corridor,
And the house is big and scary and haunted and mysterious.
"What a frightening setting! What a frightening setting" says all of the local neighbors
Ah yes, whos to blame? Whos to blame? Its just the sounds my creaking door

Responded with a "Havent you people ever heard of those creaking goddamn doors?"
They're noisy and scary spooky things, no Ill never use that WD40
Halloween comes and, crazy kids always are knockin on the door and sayin
"Trick or treat", and Im always ready to give these candies to them
Well in fact, let's look at this way, its Halloween night and its sure a fright
Get the coffin out,open the bloodbank
BOO! Well,let's see, theres ghosts,goblins and monsters and pirates
Tons of other things, lets give em candy, GIVE MORE CANDY! .

Doorbell rings its "Trick or Treat!" as I go walk on that creaky, damn floor
CREAK!, gets louder than all the little kids,YES WE JUST RAN OUT OF SMARTIES!
Sell candies, we got chocolates, suckers and other things,but not any S'mores
Because its more of cookie than candy, but we're almost out all the candy
The end
Nights ending, trick or treaters yeah they are all done, knockin on my big door,yeah
We had so many freaking trick or treats, glad still there some in the pantry
The time is,for getting all the candy we still have, eating the rest of our candy corn
Yeah,the people who came thought our house was haunted,till this end of Halloween

The end