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Song Parodies -> "JamesKurtJoyceCobain#3: Molly"
Original Song Title:
"Polly"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Nirvana
Parody Song Title:
"JamesKurtJoyceCobain#3: Molly"
Parody Written by:
Agrimorfee
The Lyrics
(Thanks, Chucky!)
(Molly likes to chatter...)
I think the night time is the worst I think I should drink some water I think my throat is quite parched mercy me I cannot sleep ow me hip you dirty thing I am Poldys bride he loves me yes I do my best to please him yes did he get soap like he'd been told promiscuity it is so new though I am his bride I want more yes Id like some whelp to please me yes
(Molly's from Gibraltar...)
Coming home so late how rude he said he brought a teacher a guest that is so nice for you Mercy me I have a need What a pip the naughty thing I am still his bride I love him yes I got me health thats good I guess Poldys a dope though Boylan's bold Poldys true though we dont screw I am still his bride I want more yes Id like some whelp to please me yes
(Molly says)
Golly gee me bum hurts am I near my monthly a womens life is so damned hard it amazes me my female instinct oh the sea queer little streets and the ships such lovely things we would take a ride Ill kiss yours yes I want you whelp would I say yes I wont say nope I will be bold Ill kiss you breasts all perfumed I am still his bride I want more yes the truth I tell please me yes
I think the night time is the worst I think I should drink some water I think my throat is quite parched mercy me I cannot sleep ow me hip you dirty thing I am Poldys bride he loves me yes I do my best to please him yes did he get soap like he'd been told promiscuity it is so new though I am his bride I want more yes Id like some whelp to please me yes
(Molly's from Gibraltar...)
Coming home so late how rude he said he brought a teacher a guest that is so nice for you Mercy me I have a need What a pip the naughty thing I am still his bride I love him yes I got me health thats good I guess Poldys a dope though Boylan's bold Poldys true though we dont screw I am still his bride I want more yes Id like some whelp to please me yes
(Molly says)
Golly gee me bum hurts am I near my monthly a womens life is so damned hard it amazes me my female instinct oh the sea queer little streets and the ships such lovely things we would take a ride Ill kiss yours yes I want you whelp would I say yes I wont say nope I will be bold Ill kiss you breasts all perfumed I am still his bride I want more yes the truth I tell please me yes
Copyright 2005, Agrimorfee
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Well written and original...555
Woah Agrimorfee, had a hell of a time following this due to the format, but pacing is excellent and its funny. 5s.
Red: If you've read 'Ulysses', you'll see why I wrote it that way (i had to get special dispensation from Chucky to do it, too!)
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