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Below Average Dave

The Lyrics

I'm at
Why the hell are you always pissed?
Bothered by small things
Like when your favorite show's missed. .
or over burnt onion rings

I wish you weren't such a witch
You are a basket case
All I hear is you nag and b**ch
and it is not just a faze

What is wrong
Going on
as if it's the end of the world

Breath in, breath out
'Cause if you don't you'll explode over your pout
You need a happy pill friend
(Please don't worry about small crap)

Your anger mounts
Destroyed so many glasses that I've lost count
Calm down, your head's turning red

Well St. Johns Wort won't keep your wrath at bay
When you lose when you're playing
Things cannot always go your way
Which I got smacked for saying
You don't understand the word bliss
In fact I think you like trouble
'Cause you like to throw hissy fits
Over my light peach fuzz stubble

Can't go on
Patience gone
and I know you lack self control

You scream, You shout
I heard you the first time, and you're too loud
Gave me a pounding headache
(Why do you insist on yelling)

No Way, No How
I'm sick of the crap from your big mouth
Why am I still your boyfriend
(I am no longer that desp'rate)

Ouch my head, why'd you throw that dish?
or the Kitchen table
It's not like I raised my fists
Put down those jumper cables
9-1-1 Police get here quick
Played like a taping of Jerry
I think mentally you are sick
Please don't stomp my X-Box honey

By the dawn
I'll be gone
I'm afraid that someday you'll kill

You'll hunt me down
You're taking a bat to my car now
Calling a cab to come here
(I can't take no more of your crap)

Neighbors come out
Police use tasers to calm your butt down
Gotta press charges again
(Go into anger management)

Ten weeks went by, I'm healing
(Hope you have calmed down just a bit)

but now I miss being kicked. . .
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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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AFW - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
good use of bittersweet humor in domestic disharmony
Below Average Dave - January 03, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks AFW, it's weird having stuff up on a Saturday--no one seems to see it, but that's ok--it'll be in my catalog forever:)
The Spelling Police - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
Great parody, Dave, but "phase" is not spelled "faze", and for leaving that remark on AFW's burrito parody, you get 1s instead of 5s. Just kidding! 5s for you! -Andria
Dictionary - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
to "The Spelling Police": Faze is a valid word.
Ethan - January 04, 2009 - Report this comment
To dictionary: faze is a real word, but it's not the right one in this context. However, since this is a parody that will probably be sung and not an academic assignment it doesn't really matter.
Jeff Reuben - January 05, 2009 - Report this comment
This parody didn't faze me :) Pretty much describes how I feel about the OS. Nice job :)

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