I'm done with saving up money in my piggy bank, sweet
For months I've been doing chores, busting my feet
Just so I'd get the game system that I really want
[Now which one is that?]

I want the big three systems for the really sweet games
so I can break all the high scores, get a little fame
have my name go down in gaming history
[Yeah, so what games you want?]

I want that Smash Bros. brother, it's the tour de force
and don't forget to get me that Gears of War
and Ratchet and Clank is what I really need
[Been there, played that]

I want a whole box filled with Genesis carts
and for the Wizard remake, I'd sure love a part
I want to host E3 2009 with Reggie
[And how you gonna do this?]

I'm gonna plug in this system
and start up the game
put on my 1up cap
and never be the same

'Cause all us gamers just wanna be champs
we wanna mash buttons 'till they call us 'gramps'
The girls come hard, unless they're also geeks
keep out out of touch with the world for a few weeks

And we'll hang out in the wi-fi rooms
try to avoid those trolling kids, but really what can you do?
Uh-oh I lost connection, God my router sucks
But that highscore's worth a couple more bucks

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Game Champ
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Game Champ

I wanna beat House of Dead 3 in the Arcade
'Cause machines that take tokens, ya they are the way
to get respect when you stroll on into the Gamestop
[They won't take my Simon's Quest ha, ha]

I want my face plastered in every gaming magazine
and I'll give my review for the game of the week
I'd be getting more views than that Angry Video Game Nerd
[And how you gonna do this?]

I'm gonna plug in this system
and start up the game
put on my 1up cap
and never be the same

'Cause all us gamers just wanna be champs
we wanna mash buttons 'till our fingers cramp
The girls come hard, unless they're also geeks
keep out out of touch with the world for a few weeks

And we'll hang out in the wi-fi rooms
try to avoid those trolling kids, but really what can you do?
Uh-oh I lost connection, God my router sucks
but that highscores worth a couple more bucks

Ya I'm kickin' ass on Xbox live
I'm working on achievements 4 and 5
for my Halo game, ya I'm Master Chief
they like to call me that 'cause I pack the heat

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Game Champ

I wanna reserve a copy of Fatal Frame 4
It's pretty good, but I want RE much more
I check the release date, and crack a smile
I call EB, there on my speed dial

'Cause all us gamers just wanna be champs
Played in Mario's world, instead of at summer camps
The girls come hard, unless they're also geeks
Leave our parents so dumbfounded they can't even speak

And we'll hang out in the wi-fi rooms
Try to avoid those trolling kids, but really what can you do?
Uh-oh they can't hear me, God my mic is dead
Gotta earn me some money, one less week of bread

ya I'm kickin' ass on my PS3
Became a Warhawk master, so I'd get trophies
Now there's loads of non-exclusive games
I gotta beat both versions just to claim my fame!

Well, hey, hey, I wanna be a Game Champ
Hey, hey, I wanna be a Game Champ