-> "Porn Star"
Original Song Title:
"RockStar"
Parody Song Title:
"Porn Star"
The Lyrics
I’ve been told I’m gonna shine
By this industry I’m in
They all say my figure’s lithe
Means my bod is super thin
I’ve never had a drought
Of sexual activity
(Erotic Savant)
Gonna remove my blouse
To expose aloft my ribs
You can assume, they weren’t this full to begin
A lot more comfy in the buff
I guarantee
(Your rack is envied)
My work is avant-garde, the sky’s the limit
On your T.V. set is where I befit
Don’t need candles or a bath tub
Just a pen and the sign in sheet
--(Latte, Non-fat)--
Some people feel disgust by us Adult Stars
We don’t let their objections strike us hard
Just ‘cause we work bare and
Might catch an S.T.D
(Make sure that test was legit)
Don’t get mad if I scream someone else’s name
Thought you should be aware you’re not to blame
My profession as an X-rated Star unlike
the rest of show biz is viewed as Faux pas
Some call it sleazy I don’t get much sleep
Been laid by many while some were repeat
There is no doubt that we stag film stars
Would boycott if we got thrown behind bars
Some affairs take hours
So you’d best prepare
While you observe with joy
From your lazy chair
It’s swell...
Hey, hey, my career as a porn star
Hey, hey, profession as a porn star
Not gonna gyrate my pelvis while I dance on poles
In front of drunk retards while security patrols
Lot of strippers are jealous
We don’t pay a membership fee
(A preconceived idea, don’t you grouse)
The public claims we lack class
And have no compassion
Obtain H.I.V. because our lives we’re trashin’
Think we should be flush with scold
‘Cause we work in the adult industry.
(Doesn’t bother me a bit)
The intimacies rife
Feel no sense of shame
Not a millionaire
Just want the fame
My profession as an X-rated Star unlike
the rest of show biz is viewed as Faux pas
Some call it sleazy I don’t get much sleep
Been laid by many while some were repeat
There is no doubt that we stag film stars
Would boycott if we got thrown behind bars
Been in scenes in showers
Also Public Square
Be it a girl or boy
I really don’t care
Not paid by the min but time sure zooms
Involvement is too damn scary
I just like to screw
And I have a tongue ring
Not just for style
I know that sounds cliché
Least I’m not in denial, well
Hey, hey, Vocation as a porn star
Dress in nothing but thongs
My co-worker prefers
I’ve numerous skills
Carnal entrepreneur
I guess it figures my chassis belongs
To this companies site and it has all along
My profession as an X-rated Star unlike
the rest of show biz is viewed as Faux pas
Some call it sleazy I don’t get much sleep
Been laid by many while some were repeat
There is no doubt that we stag film stars
Would boycott if we got thrown behind bars
Been in scenes in showers
Also Public Square
Be it a girl or boy
I really don’t care
Not paid by the min but time sure zooms
Involvement is too damn scary
I just like to screw
And I have a tongue ring
Not just for style
I know that sounds cliché
Least I’m not in denial, well
Hey, hey, Vocation as a porn star
Hey, hey, my career as a porn star
Hey, hey, profession as a porn star
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