I'm through with standing outside
My beer is always getting warm,
It's in the 27th lap,
And it's never gonna end.
This race hasn't turned out
Quite the way I want it to be
(Tell me what you want)

I want a drive those cars
That crash just by a bad turn
And a english thang
I ain't gonna learn
Not like Jeff Gordon
Who annunciates when he speaks
(ain't what we need)

I'll need a sponsor, too, like Coke or NAPA
And a big billboard where my face is plastered
Gonna plug them everytime
When my manager lets me speak
(Been there, done that)

I want to have Burton bowing down before me,
Kyle Busch giving me all the praise and glory,
Something like Rich Petty or
Earnhardt is fine for me
(So how you gonna do it?)


I'm gonna trade my mind for fortune and fame
I'd even lose my hair and lose my brains


[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be in NASCAR
And driving really damn fast and crashing fifteen cars
The rules are easy, and it's based on speed
You can be a hero or an enemy.
And we'd get rich off of my Chevy cars,
Down in INDY at the Brickyard
Every good rednecker's
Gonna wind up there
Every toothless female
With her streaked blonde hair

Hey hey I wanna be in NASCAR
Hey hey I wanna be in NASCAR

I wanna be great like Stewart without the hassel
Be a nice good driver, or a complete asshole
Sign a couple autographs
So everytime I drive I can speed
(going 80 in a 20)

I'm gonna label my ass
With some Coke and Camel
Be a famous sports dude like that Barry Mantle
Gonna date a hot ass chick who will
End up divorcin' me
(So how you gonna do it?)

I'm gonna trade my mind for fortune and fame
I'd even lose my hair and lose my brains


[Chorus:]
'Cause we all just wanna be in NASCAR
And driving really damn fast and crashing fifteen cars
The rules are easy, and it's based on speed
You can be a hero or an enemy.
And we'd get rich off of my Chevy cars,
Down in INDY at the Brickyard
Every good rednecker's
Gonna wind up there
Every toothless female
With her streaked blonde hair

And we'll describe words like VROOM and ZOOM
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
We'll drive on anything that looks like a track
And I'll talk just like a crazy man high on crack
Hey hey I wanna be in NASCAR


I'm gonna drink some beer
Just before I drive
Gonna crash some cars and just stay alive
Do a commercial just to pay my rent
But as soon as there done all the money's spent.


['Cause we all just wanna be in NASCAR
And driving really damn fast and crashing fifteen cars
The rules are easy, and it's based on speed
You can be a hero or an enemy.
And we'd get rich off of my Chevy cars,
Down in INDY at the Brickyard
Every good rednecker's
Gonna wind up there
Every toothless female
With her streaked blonde hair

And we'll describe words like VROOM and ZOOM
With the latest dictionary and today's who's who
We'll drive on anything that looks like a track
And I'll talk just like a crazy man high on crack
Hey hey I wanna be in NASCAR
Hey hey I wanna be in NASCAR