Look at this huge rash
Every time I move it makes me scratch
Now how did my thighs get so red?
Was it the same thing on Joeys head?

Here is where I screwed up
After a race I didnt shower up
I never knew this could ever come about
Its hard to take off like the bathroom grout

I didnt dry off at the pool
Cause every time I had other things to do
Medical records say Ive had it twice
I mustve had it about a dozen times.

Its lookin like its too late
Holy crap my legs are really chauffed
Im scratchin more than I was back then
If I had cream I'd never scratch again

Oh, oh, oh, oh god…my thighs

Every memory of scratching at my legs more
I have the K-Mart ads all spread out on my bedroom floor
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs
Every memory of walking yet Im so sore
I found the photo of the ad that I was looking for
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs

my thighs

Remember my itching aid
That blew every dollar that I ever made
The docs said that never worked
They made somebody feel really irked

I used to watch the TV, you know
And look for every ad for cortisone
I said someday Id find out how it feels
To scratch no more and feel relieved

Thats the first time I itched
I was so mad and I was really ticked
I used a new kind of cream since then
I havent itched their since God knows when

Oh, oh, oh, oh god …my thighs

Every memory of scratching at my legs more
I have the K-Mart ads all spread out on my bedroom floor
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs
Every memory of walking yet Im so sore
I found the photo of the ad that I was looking for
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs

Im itchin now
Ive itched like crazy
I cant erase
I cant relieve it
Im scratchin now
I cant relieve it
Its really chauffed
To hard to relieve it

If I could relive those days
I know that one thing that should really change

(change, change, change)

Every memory of scratching at my legs more
I have the K-Mart ads all spread out on my bedroom floor
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs
Every memory of walking yet Im so sore
I found the photo of the ad that I was looking for
Its hard to heal it, time to relieve it
My thighs, my thighs

my thighs

Look at this huge rash
Every time I move it makes me scratch
Every time I move it makes me