Every day you see these jerks
Moan their songs on MTV
Another lame grunge wannabe
Lately, seems they're all you see
They're worse than Creed
Are people listening to these hacks?
They play them every hour
This song is so bad, it's so bad

It's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
This is crap, makes me sad
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off
Turn it off...

Worthless lyrics, no good lines
They barely even tried
And still it's on from twelve to nine
They're wasting good airtime
But I shouldn't care
In three months we'll all forget these jokes
Think I could live without it
Because it's so bad, it's so bad

It's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
Nickelback, is such crap
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off
It's so bad, it's too bad, it's so bad
I'ts too lame, too long, crap sooong
It's too bad that it's crap
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off
Turn it off...

(boring, sludgy solo here)

Stereo was playing it still
Had to tear it from my car
Listen to them drone again
Asleep on their guitars
Make it stop,
Can't take no more of Nickelback
And now I scream about it
This song makes me mad, it's that bad
It's so bad, it's so bad

It's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
Yeah, this band is so bad
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off,
It's so bad, it's too bad, it's so bad
Too lame, too long, crap sooong
Nickelback, needs a smack
All the time, hear them whine
This rots, turn it off

Worthless, Pearl Jam, ripoff...