I got a call and it began,
I couldn't make out what this guy was squealing.
Why you messin' with my mind man?
Call day or night, hey it's my time they're stealing.
Please not now, thank-you kindly,
Are you really sure man?
Please not now, thank-you kindly,
Are you really sure man?

All alike they are so sorry.
They try baiting with the same old story.
He goes on unshaken,
Expanding on the point he's makin',
This same old song, who's this clown?
I'm so noddin' his pitch so muddled,
These phone turds; script that's read,
Hey, are you almost done yet?

But, but, but, ah, ah.
But, but, but, ah, ah.

It's so like telephone combat.
If you don't get threw now I swear I'll kill you,
Cause these guys make me so mad,
That dealing with me just cannot fulfill you.

And I say now, Thank-you kindly,
It's a really great plan.
Can't you hear, how'd you find me?
But you don't understand.

All alike they are so sorry.
They try baiting with the same old story.
He goes on unshaken,
Expanding on the point he's makin',
This same old song, who's this clown?
I'm so noddin' his pitch so muddled,
These phone turds; script that's read,
Hey, are you almost done yet?

But, but, but, ah, ah.
But, but, but, ah, ah.
But, but, but, ah, ah.
But, but, but, ah, ah.

I got a call and it began,
I couldn't make out what this guy was squealing.
Why you messin' with my mind man?
Call day or night, hey it's my time they're stealing.
Please not now, thank-you kindly,
Are you really sure man?
Please not now, thank-you kindly,
Are you really sure man?

And I say now, Thank-you kindly,
It's a really great plan.
Can't you hear, how'd you find me?
But you don't understand.

(Click --- Hello, Hello)
(Fade to dial tone)