Never made it with the ladies
I couldn't cut it times that I tried dating
End up living as a blind man
Guess it might be caused by m****rb**ing

After all now you decline me
And so now you decline me
After all that I've done
And so now you decline me
After all that I've done

Would it change things if I'd been a
Kind of guy to buy you dinner
Took you to Le Touquet
Handing you a great big bouquet
And I don't take long, I bought wine
And it was an expensive bottle
These six words in my head
Scream "can we go go bed yet?"

yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no

It's not like you didn't know that
I said I'm prone to being rash and reckless
And I must have been had
'Cause what I bought you was a diamond necklace

And so now you decline me
After all that I've done
And so now you decline me
After all that I've done

It's not like you to say sorry
When you wrote off my Ferrari
Only time I got feeling
Was handing you a yacht worth stealing
And I bought Champagne, I bought Krug
And you finished every bottle
These six words in my head
Scream "can we go go bed yet?"

yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no
yet, yet, yet, no, no

Never made it with the ladies
I couldn't cut it times that I tried dating
And so now you decline me
And so now you decline me
And so now you decline me
After all that I've done
And so now you decline me
After all that I've done

I still can't clean the linguini
On the leather of my Lambourghini
The moment has gone, it
Left with you and my wallet
And you were wrong, let me down,
All the morals of a bluebottle
These six words in my head
Scream "can we go go bed yet?"
Yet, yet
Can we go to bed yet [3x]