I'm through with waitin in line for cons I wanna get in
Sweating my ass off dressed as Qui-Gon Jinn
This life hasn't turned out quite the way I want it to be
I want a walk on role on an episode of FREE!
Get the engineer to mix my voice in
Then I would co-star in a series with Cherami Leigh
I need a vocal range that's got no limit
And a booth in my house to shout lines in it
Gonna fly with Eric Vale
at 37,000 feet
I wanna sign box sets filled with DVDs
Of every season and arc from Dragon Ball Z
Do a panel with Johnny Yong Bosch that's fine with me

I'm gonna trade this life for fangirls and fame
Where everyone will call me by my character's name

Cause we all just wanna be big voice actors
Have a entourage and the gift of banter
The roles come easy but the pay is cheap
We'll all stay cranky cause we just can't sleep
And we'll hang out at the after party
With Scott McNeil and Jamie Marchi
Take a bathroom break just to fix my hair
Before my Q&A with Ian Sinclair

And well, hey, hey, I wanna be a voice actor
hey, hey, I wanna be a voice actor

I wanna be great like Mel Blanc without the mustache
Go on a hot date with Caitlin Glass
Then spread rumors on the net that she's my bride to be
I'm gonna kill my throat in this new profession
Where I'll live is about the furthest thing from from a mansion
Wanna see a centerfold of my new show in Shojo Beat

I'm gonna trade this life for fangirls and fame
Where everyone will call me by my character's name

Cause we all just wanna be big voice actors
Have a entourage and the gift of banter
The roles come easy but the pay is cheap
We'll all stay cranky cause we just can't sleep
And we'll hang out at the after party
With Scott McNeil and Jamie Marchi
Take a bathroom break just to fix my hair
Before my Q&A with Ian Sinclair

And we'll hide out at a local plaza
shop for christmas gifts with Vic Mignogna
Con staff will always give us service with a smile
Everyone's got Chris Sabat on speed dial, well

hey, hey, I wanna be a voice actor
hey, hey, I wanna be a voice actor

I gonna star in shows that offend the censors
See my characters make into Pez dispensers
I'll get washed up actors writing all my lines
For Justin Cook to review them and tell me their fine

Well we all just wanna be big voice actors
Have a entourage and the gift of banter
The roles come easy but the pay is cheap
We'll all stay cranky cause we just can't sleep
And we'll hang out at the after party
With Scott McNeil and Jamie Marchi
Take a bathroom break just to fix my hair
Before my Q&A with Ian Sinclair

And we'll hide out at a local plaza
shop for christmas gifts with Vic Mignogna
Con staff will always give us service with a smile
Everyone's got Chris Sabat on speed dial, well

hey, hey, I wanna be a voice actor
hey, hey, I wanna be a voice actor