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Song Parodies -> "Cannibals"

Original Song Title:

"Animals"

Original Performer:

Nickelback

Parody Song Title:

"Cannibals"

Parody Written by:

Leigh Allason

The Lyrics

Cannibals

So, I have a snack attack
i'm running out the back
just took the cashiers brain
cause its kinda like my crack
i'll bite, your arm, dont mean you no alarm
but its a chance i'll have to take
because the cravings start to ache
you see i am not like you
don't eat the things you do
still like my veggies
give new meaning to headcheese
cow and pig don't get me zoomin
nothin satisfies me like the savoury taste of human

oh ain't nothing wrong with it
fry up a little bit
just acting like we're cannibals
the breast and calf you see
such a delicacy
just acting like we're cannibals

so come on baby dig in
dig in, just dig in
have a nother peice of him

now ya gotta cook it slow
gotta let the juices flow
benefit of eatng this
blood cell count is gonna grow
it tastes like deer
you ain't got nothing to fear
and when you bite into the steak
tastes so good brings you to tears
kun pow, or thai we don't see no reason why
if you've got adventurous tastes
then you should give it a try
and once, you try you never will go back
some might say that its more adicting than crack

oh ain't nothing wrong with it
fry up a little bit
just acting like we're cannibals
the breast and calf you see
such a delicacy
just acting like we're cannibals

so come on baby dig in
dig in, just dig in
have a nother peice of him

we were heading to the dump
went over a big bump
the girl beside me said
what is this big lump
the guy, our vic fell out and made a thud
thats when she started screaming
oh my god we're drinking blood
oh please, this, he's she starts opening the door
then a flicker in her eye's and she is asking me for more
i guess, she found what she was missing
and i've been trying to tell her
but i guess she wasn't listing
screaming

oh ain't nothing wrong with it
fry up a little bit
just acting like we're cannibals
the breast and calf you see
such a delicacy
just acting like we're cannibals

so come on baby dig in
we're just a couple cannibals
dig in just dig in

ain;t nothing wrong with it

have a nother peice of him
dig in just dig in




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