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Song Parodies -> "Day at the Theme Park"
Original Song Title:
"Say Now"
Original Performer:
Nelly
Parody Song Title:
"Day at the Theme Park"
Parody Written by:
Chris H.
The Lyrics
This relates to a family who are screwed when they try to go toan amusement park.Also , for those who don't know what Mickey D's is , it's what the peope of the C.I.A ( Calorie Injection Association ) call ''McDonald's''Don't worry , your not a deuschbag if ya don't know this.
Fun parks , placed out over the city ,
and had everybody awing and ready to spend a penny.
kinda , spendors! Cuz' they advertising again ,
if you ain't heard the news , then you better listen...
Ain't got no time for coupons , ain't no catcing a deal ,
oh yea , mama's on the phone , she says ''the park is open.''
Got dad in the car , yelling ''Our time's running thin!''
We all left the house about a quarter till 10.
We started driving , the streets some type of traffic battle.
But they ain't moving on in , annoying , cuz' they dilly dally/
Where else can you find a spot?! Beat the clock!
All from the parking lot!
Got one line on this half , the other line on the other half ,
their ticket bought!
Monday to Sunday!
Kiddie Day a fun day!
Heard the ticket guy say ,
''Step right here to pay!''
When your getting in , everybody wanna ride the ''Tilta-a-Whirl'',
but meet around here , right next to that dead squirrel.
Say Wow! ( repeat x1)
Rides and Shows that make you say wow!
Say Wow! ( repeat x1)
Stuff that glows in the dark , how? Say Wow!
Oh , say wow! ( na , na , na , na )
Map that shows about , uh...
wait a second , na! ( repeat x2)
Felt like-a-running to the ''Space Flight'' ,
trying ta get my belt right ,
and just as I had sighed , somebody bent down
and puked on me...
Say Wow!
Stalls and shows that make you say wow!
Feel like-a-riding on the ''Log Flume'' ,
waiting for a wet doom ,
I was happy to see , that we ran into a saw ,
that sliced off my knee...
Say Wow!
This has been , one amazing day now! ( day now! )
Tryin' ta find ''Flittie'' on the map , and they-a...
closed you see!
The lame kiddie show of the fairies live in , and they-a...
closed you see!
Well they say ''Come back at 3:30! Why we...
closed you see!!''
Is it cuz' the old tent leaked , and was crushed by-a...
falled tree?!!
Ate Wendy's , Double Classic with some cheese ,
they-a , mean the same to me like-a ''Mickey D's'',
like-a , easy to see , too much broil grease ,
and I done eat more Biggie Mac's till I bloat up and cease.
I tell ya , I ain't ever been at a park , where the lines we're too long ,
and I can't count how many times the roller coaster went wrong!
Why the brakes we're gone? Why the handles we're foam...
and the arcade that robbed me of my entire home loan!
Now it's goodbye , park nights ,
hello refunds!
Don't worry , there's bound to be something G ,
as long as I'm in T.V.A , I will S.U.E!
Say Wow! ( repeat )
and had everybody awing and ready to spend a penny.
kinda , spendors! Cuz' they advertising again ,
if you ain't heard the news , then you better listen...
Ain't got no time for coupons , ain't no catcing a deal ,
oh yea , mama's on the phone , she says ''the park is open.''
Got dad in the car , yelling ''Our time's running thin!''
We all left the house about a quarter till 10.
We started driving , the streets some type of traffic battle.
But they ain't moving on in , annoying , cuz' they dilly dally/
Where else can you find a spot?! Beat the clock!
All from the parking lot!
Got one line on this half , the other line on the other half ,
their ticket bought!
Monday to Sunday!
Kiddie Day a fun day!
Heard the ticket guy say ,
''Step right here to pay!''
When your getting in , everybody wanna ride the ''Tilta-a-Whirl'',
but meet around here , right next to that dead squirrel.
Say Wow! ( repeat x1)
Rides and Shows that make you say wow!
Say Wow! ( repeat x1)
Stuff that glows in the dark , how? Say Wow!
Oh , say wow! ( na , na , na , na )
Map that shows about , uh...
wait a second , na! ( repeat x2)
Felt like-a-running to the ''Space Flight'' ,
trying ta get my belt right ,
and just as I had sighed , somebody bent down
and puked on me...
Say Wow!
Stalls and shows that make you say wow!
Feel like-a-riding on the ''Log Flume'' ,
waiting for a wet doom ,
I was happy to see , that we ran into a saw ,
that sliced off my knee...
Say Wow!
This has been , one amazing day now! ( day now! )
Tryin' ta find ''Flittie'' on the map , and they-a...
closed you see!
The lame kiddie show of the fairies live in , and they-a...
closed you see!
Well they say ''Come back at 3:30! Why we...
closed you see!!''
Is it cuz' the old tent leaked , and was crushed by-a...
falled tree?!!
Ate Wendy's , Double Classic with some cheese ,
they-a , mean the same to me like-a ''Mickey D's'',
like-a , easy to see , too much broil grease ,
and I done eat more Biggie Mac's till I bloat up and cease.
I tell ya , I ain't ever been at a park , where the lines we're too long ,
and I can't count how many times the roller coaster went wrong!
Why the brakes we're gone? Why the handles we're foam...
and the arcade that robbed me of my entire home loan!
Now it's goodbye , park nights ,
hello refunds!
Don't worry , there's bound to be something G ,
as long as I'm in T.V.A , I will S.U.E!
Say Wow! ( repeat )
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