...Potter
H. Potter's herre
...H. Potter
Uh... Oh

It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)

I was like, sweet Jesus, Order of Pheonix
Life savings stolen from our hicks
I was waiting for the right time to read the books (you know)
Thought that it was nothing, I took a look (I'm like)
Outragous, it's contagous
Read to the end of my ages
Check it, Harry's in a bind and his life is in peril
Fightin' Voldy, back of Querril
So bizarre-ish, it's gone very far-ish, so gnarr-ish
I see that the gang's on a giant chess board
In a nice hidden corridor
I can see why it's a hit, 'cause this book ain't got no bad spit
And what more can I say of it, if I'm in a devil's snare pit
I said

Hey, Harry Potter's herre
Let's put on all our robes
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
It's a large school out therre
And every day it grows
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
Harry hang all out

I know that this book is banned in ninty-eight cities
Maybe more but all the kids seem they are in such pity
But we still readin', U.S., and our lives are not gritty
And I'll be done and read another, right now and quickly
They in the chamber, with a really stupid teacher
Ginny, danger, will he reach her
Harry Potter gets hotter, like in a straight way
What'd you think, hey look, man, I'm not gay
Down, chamber, it's so very low, south
Get through, if you speack parsselmouth
He's a bestseller with some newberries, too
But can he out-sell Dr. Suess
It's just as thick as Britanica (you know)
Read it like a kid who's in America
Checkin' out the Basalisk, it could be Harry's end
Hey, "What?", that snake is way too big

Hey, Harry Potter's herre
Let's put on all our robes
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
It's not"winguardierre"
And not "levioso"
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
Harry hang all out

It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
First you do a little (ting, poof) then you do a bit more (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's hard to hear the (ting, poof) so listen for the (ting, poof)

The quaffle, just nab it
Now there's the snitch, better go out and grab it (what?)
You're no seeker, dagnabbit (phew)
Unless you gon' do it
There's the evil (who?) Tom Riddle
I just heard his name and I wanted to piddle
He's back with somethin' thicker than a dictionary
Back with Ron, Hermione, and good ol' Harry

Hey, Harry Potter's herre
Let's put on all our robes
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)
There's more to come next year
With just three more to go
(I am a Hogwarts kid, I'm gonna put my robe on)

It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's a little bit'a (ting, poof) and a little bit'a (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
First you do a little (ting, poof) then you do a bit more (ting, poof)
Harry just fall out
It's hard to hear the (ting, poof) so listen for the (ting, poof)