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Song Parodies -> "Highway Grammar {Dumb ****}"

Original Song Title:

"Country Grammer"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Nelly

Parody Song Title:

"Highway Grammar {Dumb ****}"

Parody Written by:

S.T.G.

The Lyrics

Dumb ****.

Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!

You can find me, drinking an ice cold loaded Bud.
Passin' clubs and pubs, gettin' p***ed at passengers.
"Move it, bud", or I'll come and get you mugged.
Swear and cuss, mean slugs, and fingers flung.
And it's all because, I'm goin' through enough stress.
Chevy navigatin', fully loaded up on fumes.
It is blood red painted, cops fainted.
While I'm entertaining, wild ain't it.
How me and cops drink wit Bill hung wit' a buzz. {Dumb ****!}
So feel me when I'm drivin', screamin' loud. Huh?
I'm late to work, and I'm loud
Run the limit for a cause.
Drive ten miles above the law.
Playin' my stations now.
I heard a freakin' dumb song.
Britney Spear's fame, and her glammer.
Gonna crush 'em with a hammer.
No, I ain't hooked on Ebonics, groups like Tonic and Kronic.
A. Morisette's song "Ironic", her voice is like an onyx.
Lunatic till I don't drive.
I'm drivin' to a game with the Bulls and Sonics.

Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!
Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!

You say drunken punks can't be wild jiggas.
Unlike niggas, O.K. Corral kickers.
Foul swear words, run up in the bustin the jam jigga.
Who's a Jigga, Jay Z is another type of Jigga.
Now nigga, come to the left and watch me swear at ya'.
Middle finga's, what you givin' when I'm around, Jigga.
My finger, Iyou're in **** when I step on the gas, Jigga.
Say now, can you drunks come out and drink now.
Ready to burn some dust any day now.
Drive by my rules fool, and don't drive when you're high.
May I, answer the cop's question like hey I,
Say hi, with a finger not the index.
>From Chicago to Memphis,
>From Texas back up to INDIANA. China Town's.
Their speed limits fifteen miles, but in L.A.
We just drive mad in our Pintos, but in Louisiana.
We are swearin' highway grammar.
At least not in Savanah.
But hey, we're right beside gamblin' city in Atlanta.

Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!
Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!

Like the show CAT'S to make my blood pressure run.
So you driva's quit actin' silly mon, KID quit tryin' to speed up, man!
Swearin' at me and I need it mon, Hoe you're not in Phily now.
This ain't no show DIGIMON, so go to your household mom.
Holler and bleep me off, flick me off.
Doin' 50, speedin' deeper than any man.
Through JcPenny's mall.
Through the highways and the by-ways, wit' a nice Jigga.
Cops jiggin', snatch up all yo' money, jiggas, ice finger.
All over close, I never sober, but broke
To havin' dough, because I hit my dog, Rover.
I swearin' like Jehovah.
Let me in now!
Stuck in traffic now!
Police men, sheriffs please let me in. Right now,
I got money to earn from work now. Hear now,
Drivin' my funky Benz now,
Woo hearin' a lesbian curse now, at me now.
Through the light, I make it to work now.

Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!
Hmm, I'm goin' down the highway, in my big Cheverolet.
Slidin' in the left lane, I'm gonna blow some steam.
Swearin' to the passengers in the Mini Van.
Pulled over by cop.
Got a ticket, man!

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Total Votes: 65

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lebeiw15 - January 21, 2003 - Report this comment
Awesome parody. This is one of my faves by you.
Ripp - February 28, 2003 - Report this comment
Has nothing to do with harry potter. Sorry. Rubbish to me.
Tone-Def - March 02, 2003 - Report this comment
this is an old parody that got put up with a different title on the amiright page - the real title is at the top of this page. im not quite sure why this happened but its the same situation with 2 other of the parodies up today
huge STJ fan - April 21, 2003 - Report this comment
1st off u r az good az adam sandler dis parody was 1 of da best on amiright
Shiggity - February 14, 2004 - Report this comment
do you just write lyrics or do you actualy sing it too??? If so you got a cd or anything. place for me to download it anything. Shiggity. chefshiggity@aol.com I really wanna hear what the final sounds like. might make me feel a lil bit better about the lyrics.
wdh - June 15, 2004 - Report this comment
Good parody that got somewhat vote-raped there....I'll help boost it
Spaff.com - June 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Hey, American Idol fans: This parody is from January 2003 and contains the line "Drink wit Bill Hung." So STG knew the guy before he got famous. That BANGS.
Meriadoc - June 18, 2004 - Report this comment
(ABC) I'm speechless. Makes me want to attempt a rap parody. (Mel Brooks didn't count). ;-)

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