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Original Performer:

Natasha Bedingfield

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The Lyrics

I parody not, no songs inspire,
my mind's in mire
No start, no ending,
dead mouse on the stand,
nothing at hand

Thought about it, decided not to
Where's the law that says I've got to?
Let your thoughts retreive the words from your own mind..
There's no Great God of insistence
It's my time if I choose to waste it
No rules limit conditions..

Sure, the migraine will pass
Find another easy target
In humanities, the mass
Someone else, someone else
If pain has eyes, let it see
I am wordless and unspoken
Concentration, now is broken
No turn of phrase or pun begins
So, this remains..

It's intermission,
off day, no tries..
No great beacon shines
I may go fishin'
Perhaps bake some pies..or just relax a day

Stare now,
At the blank page before you
Maybe something will appear here,
Let your thoughts imagine words that you can not find

There's a parody in the distance
No computer keys have encased it
Not yet, someone's ambitions..

Flying free like a dove
Riding breezes, waiting for you
Hear it whisper, let me in..
In due time, in due time
There's no creation for now
The rhyme machine is down and broken
Moratorium for jokin'
Tomorrow's soon enough for spins
Lines, today, shall stay Unwritten
Lines, today, shall stay Unwritten


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Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.6
Overall Rating: 4.6

Total Votes: 10

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Matthias - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
At "Unwritten" I'm Smitten.......... Oh and by the way... I'd like to bed Bedingfield, know what I'm saying?
Jack Wilson - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
LOL I;ve heard the OS so mcuh I heard it in my head. Great great job here.. Ive got a parody of it in the works of having to pee really bad and stuff.
Below Average Dave - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
I figured since I didn't get around to yesterday's parody, I'd return the favor of you reading mine by reading your entry today. . . .It was a terribly busy day yesterday for me trying to build badave. . .and how this one "Stare now, At the blank page before you" really signified days that I think we all go through to be 100% honest. . .High ranks as always
Yoidy - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Very profoundeth "If pain has eyes, let it see". Wonderful summation of the wordless condition. Triple 5s!
alvin rhodes - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
now THAT'S poetry
Johnny D - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Now and Zen I feel the same way.
AFW - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks to all for votes and comments
Rick C - February 28, 2007 - Report this comment
Very profound and beautifully written. 555

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