-> "Unbitten"
Original Song Title:
"Unwritten"
Parody Song Title:
"Unbitten"
Parody Written by:
K-lub the singer
The Lyrics
i went to college
then to grad-school
thought i was cool
I got a good job
and a hot wife
yeah i had a good life
i dont know what on earth i was thinking
i got into some heavy drinking
started cheating gambling and losin money
my wife decides she wants a divorce
she gets the house and kids of course
and now i'm living homeless
i have dirt on my skin
i may ask you for some money
i have a jar you can put in.
Everyone Everyone
passes by me on the street.
I have hairy hobbit feet.
I just want somethin warm to eat
Hey there's some thrown out pizza
with one half still unbitten
i sleep in boxes
or sometimes out side
lost all my pride
starrin at the crowded street before you
livin off and whisky
if you can write you can
make a sign sayin please help me
theres food in the vending machine window
so close you can almost taste
If I only had some money
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