-> "Uneaten"
Original Song Title:
"Unwritten"
Parody Song Title:
"Uneaten"
Parody Written by:
Jake Abbott
The Lyrics
You haven't eaten
Seems like all day
Sure you're okay?
I might go shopping
The list's in my hand
Dinner unplanned
Staring at the clear plate before you
Open the refrigerator
Have some Sunny D
It's good for you and quite delicious
Looking for something in the kitchen
So close you can almost taste it
Remember your nutrition
Have a few tater skins
No one else will feed it for you
Only you can let it in
Don't forget, don't forget
To wipe the crumbs off your lips
We stocked up on ham and turkey
We have plenty of beef jerky
Today is where your feast begins
Just have what is not eaten
What's your addiction?
You don't like French fries
You can't stand pork rinds
You'd choose the tofu
Over the steak
But I can't live that way
Staring into the empty cabinets
Open up that can of tuna
I know it's old and smelly
But it's all you could find
Make it into a tasty sandwich
The mold, you can hardly taste it
You don't want malnutrition
Let your hunger kick in
I'm not gonna feed it to you
Only you can let it in
Open up, open up
This bag of tasty corn chips
Drench yourself in cool Ranch dressing
Try not to make a big mess and
If you do, that's okay with me
Remember to eat healthy
Staring at the clear plate before you
Open the refrigerator
Have some Sunny D
It's good for you and quite delicious
Looking for something in the kitchen
So close you can almost taste it
Remember your nutrition
Let your hunger kick in
I'm not gonna feed it to you
Only you can let it in
Open up, open up
This bag of tasty corn chips
Drench yourself in cool Ranch dressing
Try not to make a big mess and
If you do, that's okay with me
Have a few tater skins
No one else will feed it for you
Only you can let it in
Don't forget, don't forget
To wipe the crumbs off your lips
We stocked up on ham and turkey
We have plenty of beef jerky
Today is where your feast begins
The rest remains uneaten
The rest is still uneaten
Oh man, it's still uneaten
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