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Song Parodies -> "Hate Kumon"
Original Song Title:
"Unwritten"
Original Performer:
Natasha Bedingfield
Parody Song Title:
"Hate Kumon"
Parody Written by:
Random idiot
The Lyrics
Kumon is a program launched by Toru Kumon to give kids extra practice with their math skills. I wrote this parody because I had to do Kumon when I was a kid and I hated it.
I went to Kumon, can’t handle school,
More work ain’t cool.
Far from beginning, and it’s still too bland.
Leaving, must plan.
Staring at the pages ahead now,
Thinking “when is my next level?”
Nothing can illuminate my life and I cannot deal.
Waiting till I score a perfect,
And being all the time checked.
When I am home, what the heck?
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on
‘Cause I really hate Kumon.
Oh, oh, oh,
Get no vacation, I get things wrong,
must stay for long.
Please don't be cheating with the answer book,
but people anyway look.
Staring at the pages ahead now,
Thinking “when is my next level?”
Nothing can illuminate my life and I cannot deal.
Waiting till I score a perfect,
And being all the time checked.
When I am home, what the heck?
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on.
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on
‘Cause I really hate Kumon.
Staring at the pages ahead now,
Thinking “when is my next level?”
Nothing can illuminate my life and I cannot deal.
Waiting till I score a perfect,
And being all the time checked.
When I am home, what the heck?
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on.
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on
‘Cause I really hate Kumon.
Yes, I really hate Kumon,
Yes, I really hate Kumon,
More work ain’t cool.
Far from beginning, and it’s still too bland.
Leaving, must plan.
Staring at the pages ahead now,
Thinking “when is my next level?”
Nothing can illuminate my life and I cannot deal.
Waiting till I score a perfect,
And being all the time checked.
When I am home, what the heck?
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on
‘Cause I really hate Kumon.
Oh, oh, oh,
Get no vacation, I get things wrong,
must stay for long.
Please don't be cheating with the answer book,
but people anyway look.
Staring at the pages ahead now,
Thinking “when is my next level?”
Nothing can illuminate my life and I cannot deal.
Waiting till I score a perfect,
And being all the time checked.
When I am home, what the heck?
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on.
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on
‘Cause I really hate Kumon.
Staring at the pages ahead now,
Thinking “when is my next level?”
Nothing can illuminate my life and I cannot deal.
Waiting till I score a perfect,
And being all the time checked.
When I am home, what the heck?
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on.
Heard the rage from my mom.
Nothing else is bad as Kumon,
Toru got to torture kids.
Nothing else, nothing else
Can be as bad as this stuff.
Unlike school, I can’t speak with friends.
When will Kumon see its bad end?
I await when I’m moving on
‘Cause I really hate Kumon.
Yes, I really hate Kumon,
Yes, I really hate Kumon,
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