Ooooh, yes I want, yes I need, I just love marshmallows, man
I need some marshmallows, man
Soft and sweet, yummy treat, up my street, gotta eat
I just want marshmallows, man

Now you just wanna squish it, try to to stack it
A funny little invention, that’s right!
In cooking institutions gets much bitchin’
It can tie up your guts all night, for a long time
I eat them anyway

Chew them up, gotta eat a lot
It’s what I want, I want some marshmallows, man
Chew them up, gotta eat a lot
It’s what I want, I want some marshmallows, man
Chew them up, gotta eat a lot
It’s what I want, I want some marshmallows, man
Chew them up, gotta eat a lot
It’s what I want, so…

Tonight we’re gonna lecture you, yes we will school you
On the dishes you can prepare
Yes, delicious good time, it’s now cooking time
‘Cause I’m the Marshmallow Man, I’m for real
Just bought a bag from the store

It’s time to hold back the snack as long as I can
It’s soft and white, now what is this? It’s marshmallows, man!
I ain’t ashamed, here’s my confession
It’s so good in S’mores, down the side will be all meltin’
On the top of Graham crackers, a tasty reward
In campyards, fire roast got ‘em charred
No hard head, it’s a soft mass, here to make dessert a blast
In a dish of yams, they make a taste flash
A jar of ‘mallow fluffin’, it really hits the height
Spread it on the bread with peanut butter, right?!
It’s good to top desserts and things
You can whip it into pies and meringues.
It costs real cheap, not hard to lift
So gooey and so squishy, do you get the drift?
In the film Ghostbusters, it showed much bluster
Look at this, it also tastes good topped on custard!

Ooooh, yes I want, yes I need, I just love marshmallows, man
I need some marshmallows, man
Soft and sweet, yummy treat, up my street, gotta eat
I just want marshmallows, man

You see cooking Mama with her light brisk whisk
She’s gonna shake up that whisk, move like real quick
(Ahh, ahh, ahh!)
One minute, two minutes, three minutes
Well, now Rice Krispies with ‘mallows in it!
I see this recipe and it ain’t real hard
I will lay it on ya, just listen to the Bard
Hear it now, don’t be a slob
Pineapples, coconut, and then it gets odd (ODD!)
What next? You should guess this
Add marshmallows and begin to mix
Oh baby, you’ll like this
Mix with sour cream, then speed it up
Hawaiian salad you got, tastes so good when it’s hot
When I whip it up, I eat it up
With a cherry on top, straight to my gut

Chew it up, chew chew it up
Chew-chew it up
Marshmallows I got (what?)
Chew it up, yummy treat I got
Chew it up, yummy treat I got
Chew-chew it up
Chew-chew it up