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Song Parodies -> "Pass that Puck"

Original Song Title:

"Pass that Dutch"

Original Performer:

Missy Elliott

Parody Song Title:

"Pass that Puck"

Parody Written by:

Arcade Junkie

The Lyrics

Listen up everyone!
We have just been informed that there is an unknown disc that's attacking all arenas. Symptoms have been said to be: Cross, checking, slashing, holding, fighting
So when you hear this sound: Hoodie Hoo
Better run for cover...
Wooooo! Ahh daddy! Oooh! Ah! oh, ooh!
Pass that puck (ooh) Pass that puck (ah)
Pass that puck (ooh) Pass that puck (ah)
Pass that puck (ooh) pass that puck (ah)
Pass that puck (whoo) pass that puck

NHL on the flow, pretty boy here I come
Pushing the puck make some players hurt something
I can't take your puck, I don't have to slash 'em
Shoot it through the glass call me Michael Jackson (hehehee)
I'm a pain in your rectum, I am that puck the stick slept on
Heavy hitter, game winner, not a rerun
Hey, hey, hey, i'm what's happ'nin
Now to get my drink (that's right)
Shoot it in 'til it saves (that's right)
ESPN on the beat (that's right)
puttin' it down for the streets (that's right)

(hoodie hoo!)
Pass that puck, pass that puck
Pass that puck, pass that puck, pass that puck
Come on pass the puck baby! (ahh!)
Shoot-shoot shoot it in baby!
(hoodie hoo!)
Pass that puck, pass that puck
Pass that puck, pass that puck
Hit him, check him, take him to the wall (ahh!)
Get that puck 'fore somebody else does

#1 fans go rah, rah, rah
The tempo of the game makes you rah, rah, rah
If you see an opponent, get by him
Don't wanna see somebody go to the sin bin
Oh my god, the network's ratings are large
Shove him and attack as if you were Saddam
Shoot that bomb from LA to NY
Watch that black NHL puck fly
(sfx: hockey buzzer) You gave the goalie the alarm
The goalie is a guy who is "Viper Armed"
The league has superstars since WWE's Raw
You scored a hat trick, the fans give you applause (applause)
"thank you! oh, thank you, you all are so wonder ful!"

(repeat chorus)

Listen up, you have 5 seconds to get the puck in the net
5, 4, 3, 2, 1...(sfx: hockey buzzer)

NHL stars are makin' money
They keep on going like the Energizer Bunny
Fire, shoot, move it all around
Steal it, pass it, possess it now
Right wing, left wing, whatever your choice
Run it down the ice like a cake was moist
Scream (Hoodie hoo!) now your turn got lost
Can I get a ride on the zamboni? (sfx: neigh)

(repeat chorus)

Pass it
pass that puck baby!
Knock somebody out!

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Michael Pacholek - December 11, 2003 - Report this comment
He shoots, he scores! Goal by Arcade Junkie, assist by Missy Elliott!

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