I told ya you weren’t sposed to chat around here
You’re speakin some strange language that we think is weird
You say you call it English, but we all just call it queer
Just leet it, just 1337 it
Just put some 1’s when you type exclamation!!!111!11!!!
Now you’re speakin’ the language we all understand
Screw proper grammar, it’s just the internet
So l33t, cause it just makes more sense

Just l33t it! 1337 it!
No one on here speaks real English
We’re all so funny, when we’re online
We look like retards who cannot type
Just leet it

It’s way more simple to use 5 instead of S
And 1 instead of I, and 17 for n
You wanna stay online, better switch B with 6
And leet it, just 1337 it
You have to live like you are Stephen Hawking
Use a machine to speak, and also quit walkin
We’ll teach you, then delete you
If you don’t comprehend
So leet it, cause it’s totally rad

Just l33t it! 1337 it!
It’s the best way to be geeky
They are all dummies, we’re speaking fine
JOO R4 PH49

Just leet it!11!! L33T.it!
Even Bill Gates says it’s easy
Use it on MySpace, and Xbox Live
Use it so girls know you have no life

Just l3E7 it! lE3t.17!
Smart is just so overrated
80O8, and 455
Two things I’ll never see in my life

Just 1337 it! Iee7 it!
No intelligence is needed
People they call douche 849
But everybody loves me online

Just 1eE7 i7! L3E7 !T!
I’m tellin ya nothin beats it
Use it on n00btards who can speak fine
Call them all big ole F495’s

Just l33t it! L33T.17!
Even Ray Charles can read it
English is stupid, leetlish is tight
w00t!!11! 1 pwn3d teh n00b!1!! on X80>< 1i\/3
I l33t it!