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Song Parodies -> "I Bought a CD"

Original Song Title:

"Disease"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Matchbox Twenty

Parody Song Title:

"I Bought a CD"

Parody Written by:

lebeiW15

The Lyrics

I actually hate half of the artists mentioned below, but if you need a rhyme, you need a rhyme
Feels like I bought Sugar Ray
But not on a cassette tape
Should I get the Rolling Stones
Or perhaps the Counting Crows

Should I get Staind?
Or Citizen King's "Better Days".
Should I get the Rolling Stones
Or perhaps some Sheryl Crow

You can go to CD Warehouse.
Or Wal-Mart, with the bad words cut out.
Should I get Train,
Even Heart?

I bought a CD
From Sam Goody,
It cost tons of money, baby
I bought Sting and T.a.T.u.
And some Wallflowers to go along with it
Buy the A*Teens, or else
Purchase crappy albums by Creed,
I bought a CD.

Feels like I bought Incubus,
Or an album by Genesis
We could pay all this money,
Or stay at home and burn

"Every Little Thing She Does is Magic"
Is on my favorite Police disc.
Should I get Train,
Or Springsteen?

I bought a CD
From Sam Goody,
It cost tons of money, baby
I bought Sting and T.a.T.u.
And some Wallflowers to go along with it
Buy the A*Teens, or else
Purchase crappy albums by Creed,
I bought a CD.

I bought Dixie Chicks,
"Wide Open Spaces" along with a couple albums by Queen
Don't waste your money, honey,
On a disc by Eddie Money,
Buy a song,
Maybe "You Shook Me All Night Long", or
Just buy a new CD

Yeah, well, buy a new CD
Get a new CD

I bought a CD
From Sam Goody,
It cost tons of money, baby
I bought Sting and T.a.T.u.
And some Wallflowers to go along with it
Buy the A*Teens, or else
Purchase crappy albums by Creed,
I bought a CD.

I bought Dixie Chicks,
"Wide Open Spaces" along with a couple albums by Queen
Don't waste your money, honey,
On a disc by Eddie Money,
Buy a song,
Maybe "You Shook Me All Night Long", or
Just buy a new CD

Yeah, well, buy a new CD
Get a new CD

lebeiw@lycos.com

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Jeff Reuben - April 17, 2003 - Report this comment
Pretty creative...I was hoping to see something that rhymes with Yankovic =)
someone that says HI - September 19, 2003 - Report this comment
loved this one too! LOL

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