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Song Parodies -> "3rd Wheel"

Original Song Title:

"3 AM"

Original Performer:

Matchbox 20

Parody Song Title:

"3rd Wheel"

Parody Written by:

The Emo Voice

The Lyrics

Yes... It's me Matthias, I'm in a bad mood, because I just got done hanging out with the girl I had a thing for... And her boyfriend which totally spun me out into an awkward sort of temporary depression. Anyways... I didn't want anything this "Emo" under my name so I posted it here.
She says, “Let’s hang out Matt” and then invites her boyfriend
I mean what the friggen hell’s with that?
She thinks it’s fine to bring friends while her and douche-bag make out
I’ll get a kiss on the cheek if I’m lucky
Gosh! This stinks, it’s awkward, and sucky!

And I said Gabbie!
This 3rd Wheel job is so darn boring
The she says, “Sorry!”
But now me and Kevin are paired to the hip sometimes
While her arms are around his waist (I avoid them)

She gives me a little bit of hugging
Then on the couch they are snuggling
I messed up my one chance with that girl during a drunken call
“It’s me not you, because no attraction’s in my view”
Then she swears that it’s not a dissing
But still her and (jerk) Kevin’s kissing

I repeat Gabbie!
This 3rd Wheel thing is so annoying
(Damn Kevin!)
She says “Matty!”
I’m quite sure out there is a lover for every guy
But a thing between you and me? I don’t see it

She believes that guys should fit and witty to be cute
And I’m nothing at all like the guys she lays, No way
I croon to “Happiness is a Warm Gun” (But don’t like The Beatles)
But that song’s slow and so it’s playing

And I cry Gabbie!
This 3rd Wheel crap has got me lonely
Says, “Don’t hate me!”
You’re my friend and I do care, so please don’t cry
Maybe we’ll date some other day, but I doubt it

This 3rd Wheel junk has got me pouting!
(It’s got me pouting!)
To Kevin she’s now dating!
Well, An Emo I am called with my lonely cries!

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Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 2.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 4

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The Gay Voice - August 18, 2008 - Report this comment
You know, knowing the story behind this, i can't vote, it's sad. . .in it's own way, I was hoping you wouldn't post as "The Emo Voice", as I told you doing so would create a habit of reminding yourself about that night, but alas--I'm sorry you had to go through it, we all know what It's like to be a 3rd wheel--I'm sure all the major parodists on this site can attest to having been one in some group. . .

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